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Old 12-05-2018, 08:39 AM   #26
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You seem to be running around here naked a lot lately, is there something up?
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Old 12-05-2018, 12:59 PM   #27
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:49 PM   #28
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You're so well endowed, very different to me
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:42 AM   #29
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God was showing off when he made you!
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Old 02-11-2019, 10:25 AM   #30
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You have a beautiful waist!
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:41 PM   #31
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You seem unfazed by people like me...
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Old 02-11-2019, 02:42 PM   #32
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You are funny and honest. And statuesque.
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Old 02-11-2019, 02:55 PM   #33
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You are a ray of sunshine on an otherwise grey day ...
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:59 PM   #34
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Old 02-11-2019, 06:57 PM   #35
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Houndstooth is her color.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:23 PM   #36
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:25 PM   #37
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You have the most beautiful hair. But, you already knew that!
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Old 02-12-2019, 04:41 PM   #38
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And you have the hardest abs ever ...
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:01 AM   #39
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It is all about that ace up your sleeve
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:14 AM   #40
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she seems so kind.... and a class act
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:19 AM   #41
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Always the sweetheart
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:11 PM   #42
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Amazing woman, especially when she is entangled in her sheets ...
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Old 02-16-2019, 09:23 PM   #43
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extremely great guy, he's one of my dearest friends
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:33 AM   #44
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She is one of the strongest and bravest ladies I know! Inspirational is the first word that comes to my mind when I think about her! ((((Hugs))))
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Old 02-17-2019, 09:21 AM   #45
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Sexiness drips from every petal!
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Lovely abs.
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Old 02-17-2019, 12:19 PM   #47
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Lovely lass
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Old 02-17-2019, 01:10 PM   #49
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Her definition:

'in·de·fat·i·ga·ble'

Dictionary result for indefatigable

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(of a person or their efforts) persisting tirelessly.
"an indefatigable defender of human rights"

synonyms: tireless, untiring, never-tiring, unwearied, unwearying, unflagging
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(of a person or their efforts) persisting tirelessly.
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synonyms: tireless, untiring, never-tiring, unwearied, unwearying, unflagging
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