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Old 02-17-2019, 01:51 PM   #51
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A sexy lady with just the right amount of attitude.
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Old 02-17-2019, 02:18 PM   #52
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A sexy lady with just the right amount of attitude.
He's awesome and I've had the screamin' thigh sweats for him for years
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Old 02-17-2019, 02:21 PM   #53
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He's awesome and I've had the screamin' thigh sweats for him for years
I think that might be the nicest thing anyone ever said about me. Certainly the classiest.
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:00 PM   #54
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Not had much to do with him directly but from his posts he's exactly the sort of guy the site needs
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Old 02-17-2019, 09:34 PM   #55
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Loads of fun!!!
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:07 PM   #56
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She is sweet as sugar, and I'd feel safe walking home in the dark with her
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:08 PM   #57
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She is already becoming a great addition to our dysfunctional family here, by bringing class and sanity.

Great to have you with us!!
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:12 PM   #58
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Dysfunctional makes me feel right at home.

He's kind and makes you feel better when it seems like the odds are impossible.
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Old 02-23-2019, 01:13 AM   #59
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A nice addition to the M&F family
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Old 02-23-2019, 07:57 AM   #60
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He's a great guy
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:30 AM   #61
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Cristal, you are one of the toughest and at the same time most sensitive persons I know ...
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:33 AM   #62
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You always know what to say, and when to say it!
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:51 AM   #63
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And you, Rose, are saying the sweetest things just on time ...
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Old 02-23-2019, 09:08 AM   #64
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He’s pretty cool & would be fun to hang out with
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Old 02-23-2019, 09:43 AM   #65
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She absolutely knows what she wants, not just in Lego and Trekkie matters
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Old 02-24-2019, 04:37 PM   #66
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Done
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Old 02-24-2019, 04:46 PM   #67
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She seems like a really cool chic that's fun to hang out with...
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Old 02-24-2019, 04:55 PM   #68
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Fun and caring
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Old 02-24-2019, 05:09 PM   #69
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Such a good friend... checks on me when I'm feeling low...
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Old 02-24-2019, 05:20 PM   #70
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Very lovely lady indeed!
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Old 02-25-2019, 01:33 AM   #71
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Speaking of lovely ladies. We need to talk more.
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Old 02-27-2019, 09:11 AM   #72
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He is always a brat, but the best kind of brat
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Old 02-27-2019, 10:13 AM   #73
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She’s the sweetest, nicest woman and I miss her...
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:05 AM   #74
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Im repping Dave because I think he's a genius!

How the fuck he type's..with stone arms????
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He knows how to have fun at a party.
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