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Old 02-18-2017, 05:40 PM   #37751
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an hour after having a colonoscopy=great time for anal sex
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:18 PM   #37752
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Great time for anal sex = coffee & donuts
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:27 PM   #37753
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great time for anal sex = I hope you're not my proctologist

coffee & donuts = I hope you're my proctologist

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Old 02-18-2017, 06:39 PM   #37754
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I hope you're my proctologist = mish & Ivan playing doctor doctor
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:23 AM   #37755
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mish & Ivan playing doctor doctor = tickets sold out
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Old 02-19-2017, 07:40 PM   #37756
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Tickets sold out= Manic Monday, Tom vs Cotties in the Newsroom
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Old 02-22-2017, 07:56 AM   #37757
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Tom vs Cotties in the Newsroom = Not one word about flirting
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Old 02-22-2017, 09:15 AM   #37758
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Not one word about flirting = an evening meal with Angelina Jolie
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Old 02-22-2017, 10:57 PM   #37759
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an evening meal with Angelina Jolie = tomb raider cougar fantasy
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tomb raider cougar fantasy = things you never outgrow
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:13 AM   #37761
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Things you never outgrow = chocolate milk & Cheetos
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:14 AM   #37762
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Old 03-10-2017, 05:43 PM   #37763
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Newbs not paying attention = thread needs to be restarted
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:19 PM   #37764
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Thread needs to be restarted=Will the newsroom ever! Manage to stay on topic?
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:20 PM   #37765
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Will the newsroom ever manager to stay on topic = where's the fun in that
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:24 PM   #37766
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Where's the fun in that?= Rumor is M&F is doing away with the show em thread
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:04 PM   #37767
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Rumor is M&F is doing away with the show em thread=oh the inhumanity! *shakes fist*
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Old 03-10-2017, 10:03 PM   #37768
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Oh the inhumanity! * shakes fist* = All my Easter bunnies in my basket were sugar free!
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Old 03-11-2017, 07:36 AM   #37769
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All my Easter bunnies in my basket were sugar free! = Definitive proof Stevia is not an effective contraceptive
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Definitive proof Stevia is not an effective contraceptive = no misconceptions about the baby boom at the Diabetes commune
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no misconceptions about the baby boom at the Diabetes commune = Orgasms are better when blood sugar tanks
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Orgasms are better when blood sugar tanks = dying mid-coitus
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Dying mid-coitus = not so happy ending
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not so happy ending - burying Wolverine
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burying Wolverine = always room in the backyard beside the 2 cats, a turtle, and 3 rats
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