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Old 02-08-2009, 02:08 PM   #26
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Old 02-08-2009, 07:14 PM   #27
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Old 02-08-2009, 07:29 PM   #28
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:59 PM   #29
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:21 PM   #30
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Someone picking their nose........
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:32 PM   #31
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:40 PM   #32
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:40 PM   #33
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hubby farting



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Old 02-08-2009, 10:42 PM   #34
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:45 PM   #35
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people who lie

people who ignore yield, stop and no left turn signs.....
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:46 PM   #36
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to be abused
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:52 PM   #37
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sneezing and coughing....
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:01 PM   #38
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Most chocolate

Arrogance

Fair weather friends
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:03 PM   #39
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:27 AM   #40
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:33 AM   #41
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:38 AM   #42
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:46 AM   #43
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:48 AM   #44
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:00 AM   #45
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Brussel Sprouts
Cauliflower
Tarragon

Yuk, yuk and yuk!
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:26 AM   #46
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:27 AM   #47
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:39 AM   #48
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a women without flowers in her hand
a pretty lady that is not smiling
and a crawfish stuck to your left nut while fishing

yea just those three
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - now there is only 2 - i see the smile
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:58 AM   #49
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:18 AM   #50
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