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Old 03-17-2017, 08:06 PM   #5151
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:17 PM   #5152
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:22 PM   #5153
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:42 PM   #5154
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Does carrying a zither count?
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:50 PM   #5155
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No true nudist would carry one of those things, too much risk of getting something caught in the strings.
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Old 03-17-2017, 11:00 PM   #5156
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Peter Sellers carried a guitar.

He was white as a marshmallow.
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Old 03-18-2017, 05:18 PM   #5157
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Not into Taxidermist Blake Jacobson? He's the Picasso of taxidermy for heaven sake~

Better not wander into Aspen Mountain Lodge, Bass Pro-Shop or Gander Mountain!!!

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Old 03-18-2017, 05:20 PM   #5158
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Old 03-18-2017, 05:26 PM   #5159
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Better not wander into Aspen Mountain Lodge, Bass Pro-Shop or Gander Mountain!!!

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They get all musty and crumbly and flea bitten, but noone has the guts to throw them out. After all, the hunter had a military weapon, and the deer's license had expired. If only...a redfaced, wrinkled old man head, stuffed and wearing a plaid hat...feed him some dried apricots and hang him in the garage.
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Old 03-18-2017, 07:02 PM   #5160
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Old 03-18-2017, 07:59 PM   #5161
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Old 03-18-2017, 09:20 PM   #5162
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Old 03-18-2017, 09:31 PM   #5163
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though I don't see any out there, but that can be because the owners picked it up
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:16 PM   #5165
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:26 PM   #5166
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