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Old 02-09-2009, 11:41 AM   #51
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:48 AM   #52
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Herpes (anywhere... lip herps really kinda bug me.. i mean clean your grill)

Stuck up chick-a-dees I mean really you are not THAT hot especially with those man feet

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Old 02-09-2009, 11:51 AM   #53
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Old 02-09-2009, 12:06 PM   #54
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Melting snow makes my heart melt hun..Here we need water..Please send some swnow to me..
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Old 02-09-2009, 12:43 PM   #55
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Old 02-09-2009, 12:44 PM   #56
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Old 02-09-2009, 12:57 PM   #57
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Herpes (anywhere... lip herps really kinda bug me.. i mean clean your grill)

Stuck up chick-a-dees I mean really you are not THAT hot especially with those man feet

Itches ya can not scratch

HEY!! I really AM that hot!!!

remember that whole "i'll f*** you up with my wicked hotness" thing? and you KNOW if you read it online it MUST be true. And I have DAINTY feet damnit. D-A-I-N-T-Y!!!!!!

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Old 02-09-2009, 01:01 PM   #58
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HEY!! I really AM that hot!!!

remember that whole "i'll f*** you up with my wicked hotness" thing? and you KNOW if you read it online it MUST be true. And I have DAINTY feet damnit. D-A-I-N-T-Y!!!!!!

ok my turn:
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I am so glad that I read that a few times...a Bubble Shot conjured up some strange images indeed there flipper.

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Old 02-09-2009, 01:51 PM   #59
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Old 02-12-2009, 11:51 PM   #61
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Old 02-13-2009, 01:14 AM   #62
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:21 AM   #63
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:23 AM   #64
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:51 AM   #65
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM   #66
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM   #67
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:31 PM   #68
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1. Midgets. They freak me out.
2. Clowns. They REALLY freak me out.
3. Chickens. THEY are the worst!!!!!!!!!
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Relatives who think they are charitable organizations

Relatives who think they are representatives for the ones who think they are charitable organizations by telling me I should give them thousands of dollars
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1. The groggy feeling you get in the morning from overdosing on Nyquil (however the freaky dreams are a bonus)
2. When people use the word "Irregardless".....It's NOT a flippin word!!!
3. When the girls in a girl on girl porn video start giggling.....that's a mood breaker....c'mon ladies.....strike the proper tone of eroticism, is that too much to ask??? SHEESH..........(fyi, I heard that one from a friend so I thought I would post it)
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