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Old 11-19-2009, 02:55 PM   #1
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Default The Break up ......

I thought this might be kinda fun ....

Lets just for pretend sake break up (gently .. or not so gently) with the person above you.
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:58 PM   #2
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After I found out about you and Barkiss, I pissed on all your Cheetos!!! Goodbye you two timing whore!
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:00 PM   #3
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LOL! Excellent.

JM you are a slut, all you do is talk about farts, & I tried to push you off a cliff TWICE. It's not me it's you.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:02 PM   #4
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The stripes gave me seizures anyway...and you spelling just hurt my head. Later biatch!!!
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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Everytime he opens his mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life, goodbye jm....no really .. get out.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:06 PM   #6
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Everytime he opens his mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life, goodbye jm....no really .. get out.
so, are you saying no break up, make up, break up, make up, break up one last time sex? is that what you are driving at? fine I am fucking your sister!
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:07 PM   #7
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JM, every now & then you could say "that's wonderful honey" instead of "do it again Bitch".....I'm SO not doing it again.
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She's a little forward for me. I like to be romanced thank you. I need to feel special.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:09 PM   #9
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I break up with whoever is above me for .........hmm......oh!.....for not fixing me popcorn in the "interesting" threads........so there....dammit!
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She's a little forward for me. I like to be romanced thank you. I need to feel special.
Sorry .. but seriously I need a girl that maintains herself ... even when you wear shorts it looks like you have a Wookie stuffed up in there.... I mean I love Bob Marley and every thing .. but Halloween is over ... Even Fidel Castro shaved once every 20 years.
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I can't listen to that voice for another second! Nag, nag, nag. And your cooking SUCKS.
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JM, every now & then you could say "that's wonderful honey" instead of "do it again Bitch".....I'm SO not doing it again.
since you are from Cleveland and a bit slow, I will keep it simple...Fuck off slut!
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Sorry .. but seriously I need a girl that maintains herself ... even when you wear shorts it looks like you have a Wookie stuffed up in there.... I mean I love Bob Marley and every thing .. but Halloween is over ... Even Fidel Castro shaved once every 20 years.
Please. For three seconds of unmemorable nothing? It was like a "keep away" sign that served it's purpose.
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You are breaking up with me!!! No it I who is breaking up with you! Don't get me started on Vrabel!
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I just can't believe you are still comparing me to your father! That's it, keep the house, i'M taking the power tools!
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Canadian Bacon...enough said!!!
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I am sorry DL ... but when you are always talking while you give me head I can not help but think of Charlie Brown's school teacher and it completely ruins the mood....Good luck
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since you are from Cleveland and a bit slow, I will keep it simple...Fuck off slut!

Are you kidding me? Your constant humming of "Come On Get Happy" during sex is BEYOND annoying.
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If I have to listen to you slurp your coffee like that for ONE MORE SECOND I will claw your eyes out! I'd DONE!
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Its why i broke up with JM!!! I mean really be more original...jeesh!!!
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If I have to listen to you slurp your coffee like that for ONE MORE SECOND I will claw your eyes out! I'd DONE!

If I have to listen to your voice before I have at least 2 cups of coffee I'm going to smash your head into the nearest wall.
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