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Old 11-19-2009, 04:10 PM   #51
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Yeah he stretched you out alright ... he told me "Shawn ... man when she spread her legs I thought to myself I could eat that full of ice cream" ... I gently put a reassuring arm around him, looked him in the eye and said "Barkiss ... no man could eat that much icecream." Have fun finding a ship to sail in that harbor Ms 2009 Panama Canal.
Size is realtive. When your Schmeckel is the size of a pinky it ALL seems like the Panama Canal I'm sure.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:12 PM   #52
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Size is realtive. When your Schmeckel is the size of a pinky it ALL seems like the Panama Canal I'm sure.
My "Schmeckel" ... ok ok ... this has gone to far .. you are funnier than me .. get out!!
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:13 PM   #53
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:15 PM   #54
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(point) I dynomited the bridge damn it!
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:16 PM   #55
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Big O I want custody of the Patriots!!! You can leave!
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My "Schmeckel" ... ok ok ... this has gone to far .. you are funnier than me .. get out!!



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Old 11-19-2009, 04:19 PM   #57
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Big O I want custody of the Patriots!!! You can leave!
Fine! Take your Brady! I'm taking the Sox!!!!!
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Fine! Take your Brady! I'm taking the Sox!!!!!
I get the Celtics and Bruins then and I will take Brady he was much better in the sack anyway!
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:28 PM   #59
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I get the Celtics and Bruins then and I will take Brady he was much better in the sack anyway!
well I'm taking the Patriots cheerleaders! ... I heard Brady is about this big. I hope he gets you pregnant too! It will only be his fifth!
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I cannot believe you blew our bridge. Guess I will not be blowing you again....()
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easy cum easy blow..........................
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well thats from kicking you in the ass.......
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Yeah you were easy weren't you.....
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Neil..
We are gonna have to let you go..The legs are letting you go..The boobs are letting you go. Wait...Did that come out out loud???I am letting you go. Now git..
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Rex, I just wanted to say to you that while they were some of the best of times, they were also some of the worst of times. I suppose that all in all our time together was fun. But, I wasn't so keen on the rape scenes that involved your death mask and double barrelled rifle. I did love your poetry and will miss that. But, I really think I will never get over the "suicide poem" you wrote for me...

I hope you will remember me fondly. I know you owe me a lot more than that (Did you borrow 2500$ or 3500$ to go to the gun show), but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones if you give me the keys to my house back.

So, darling...thanks for the fun. Who knows? Maybe you will now get what you really deserve. God knows you reminded me you weren't getting it from me enough! Your little squirrel, Katy
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You were so right in breaking up.
Maybe I made those cuffs too tight, and I'm sorry I left you tied up while I took a shower.
I promise to repay the funds that I borrowed, as soon as I get paid for the last contract I carried out.

I had the locksmith change your locks and leave your new keys under the mat.

I'll be heading out west, not that you want to know, but in case my mother needs to claim my body.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:04 PM   #66
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You are just a little too much for me.. I am sorry but I can't go on like this anymore... please know... it's not you... it's me...
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You are just a little too much for me.. I am sorry but I can't go on like this anymore... please know... it's not you... it's me...
tina,
I forgive you. I wasn't aware that you couldn't go 16 hours straight.
But you just gave me so much motivation.
Maybe if I drink less coffee?
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Rex there is a poem in your poem of the day thread, but oh yeah that was for me...

Hmmmm so I think succinct is best...Get the fuck out and don't come back!!
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Rex there is a poem in your poem of the day thread, but oh yeah that was for me...

Hmmmm so I think succinct is best...Get the fuck out and don't come back!!
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well I'm taking the Patriots cheerleaders! ... I heard Brady is about this big. I hope he gets you pregnant too! It will only be his fifth!
Mutha Fucka ya chowdah head and go fuck one of those wicked skinny bitches and watch her fuckin deflate cuz we know they are just blow up versions of the real ones ya wicked delusional fuck! (luv ya still baby...just don't want to do ya anymore)
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you little bitch!!!
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I am confusing you with someone I care about for sure and definately with someone who can get me off...
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I am confusing you with someone I care about for sure and definately with someone who can get me off...
Oh sure, trying to get on my good side.

(am I allowed to give a kiss?)
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(am I allowed to give a kiss?)
In a break up...sure why not goodbye fucks are great too!!
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