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Old 09-07-2017, 05:48 PM   #1
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Default 🛂 if you could create any new law !what would it be ? 🛂

I would make it a offence for any women to nag more than 5 minutes !!
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:51 PM   #2
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Anyone convicted of animal abuse must be shipped off into some undisclosed wilderness area without any rations/weapons to find their way home. If they make it.. they are free. If they don't... oops.
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:09 PM   #4
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having a blow job whilst driving must be included in a driving test ??
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Anyone convicted of animal abuse must be shipped off into some undisclosed wilderness area without any rations/weapons to find their way home. If they make it.. they are free. If they don't... oops.
I would also add child abusers.. peds too..
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:40 PM   #8
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Old 09-07-2017, 07:10 PM   #9
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Married couples must copulate at least 3 times a week for a period of no less than 2 hours. And there has to be a minimum of 45 minutes of foreplay (by both parties). This must take place outside of the bedroom on at least one of these occasions, each week. Failure to follow these instructions/rules will result in incarceration by the non participating party.
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Does it have to be together?
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Old 09-07-2017, 07:37 PM   #11
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Does it have to be together?
If the one spouse doesn't follow through, and ends up serving a 10 yr sentence (without parole), the other spouse is allowed to find another partner.
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Old 09-07-2017, 08:50 PM   #12
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I would eliminate timeouts, TV and team like, from all college and pro sporting events. Sporting events are grinding to a halt, especially at the end of games. Speeding up baseball would be next.
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Old 09-07-2017, 08:56 PM   #13
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I'm flexible on what the law would be - as long as it pisses off Tom
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:02 PM   #15
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having a blow job whilst driving must be included in a driving test ??
how would you see where you are going???

it would put many to the test though.....easier than merging lanes for many I guess so thats plus....think we'll put that one in the maybe box and keep brain storming.
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I'd make a law against making laws.
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Old 09-08-2017, 05:57 PM   #19
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We could make it a law people have to piss Tom off at least once a week ?
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