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Old 10-11-2017, 08:03 PM   #526
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Sometimes you do have to ask. Women are hard to crack sometimes!
That's the whole point, if you have to ask you probably know the answer
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:04 PM   #527
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well.....any port in a storm!
I need sailing lessons or I'm gonna end up on Gilligan's Island. lol
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:05 PM   #528
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That's the whole point, if you have to ask you probably know the answer
Lmao!! Not true! Well if it's subpar intercoure than don't expect a "blow hole" to erupt. If it's good...then grab some plastic sheets!
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:06 PM   #529
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Did I severe your gonads? I think they've been translated to my face.
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:08 PM   #530
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I didn't dose off midway.....I was on cruise control
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:09 PM   #531
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Lmao!! Not true! Well if it's subpar intercoure than don't expect a "blow hole" to erupt. If it's good...then grab some plastic sheets!
I find the best proof is when her religious side comes out!

Oh God!
Jesus!
My Dear Lord!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Take me to Heaven!! Right now baby!
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:15 PM   #532
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I find the best proof is when her religious side comes out!

Oh God!
Jesus!
My Dear Lord!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Take me to Heaven!! Right now baby!
Sounds like my MIL trying to get me "saved."
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:27 PM   #533
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you sounded like my mother in law trying to get me saved.........
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:34 PM   #534
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Your daughter was better
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:38 PM   #535
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I remember one time at band camp..............
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:53 PM   #536
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Do I still have to serve mass?
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:29 PM   #537
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Just one more time and then I'll remove the cuffs.
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:35 PM   #538
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You talked a big game, so what happen?
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:31 AM   #539
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who's next?
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:38 AM   #540
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Stay there mum, I'll get up and put the kettle on
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Old 10-12-2017, 04:43 PM   #541
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Thanks, most would never have sex with me because of my condition.......
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:44 PM   #542
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Was that it?
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:45 PM   #543
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I don't expect her to say anything at all. She should be speechless.
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Old 10-15-2017, 02:43 AM   #544
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whats your name again?
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Old 10-15-2017, 06:05 PM   #545
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Hmmmm....have you ever done this?
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Old 10-15-2017, 06:40 PM   #546
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I wish you were as good as my ex.
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