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Old 10-07-2017, 01:35 PM   #651
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Old 10-07-2017, 01:38 PM   #652
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Old 10-12-2017, 12:38 PM   #653
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than those jumpers.

Yanno, conclusions. Cuz, not that most will believe it, but. They're probably wrong
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:10 PM   #654
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Old 10-12-2017, 02:16 PM   #655
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:24 PM   #656
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Old 10-13-2017, 02:10 PM   #657
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Old 10-14-2017, 12:40 AM   #658
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:41 PM   #659
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A herniated disc in your neck. Well I suppose there are several things which could be worse but this tops it for me at the moment.
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:15 PM   #660
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:23 PM   #661
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:48 PM   #662
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Old 11-18-2017, 06:37 AM   #663
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:21 AM   #664
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:38 AM   #665
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:17 PM   #666
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:19 PM   #667
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Thinking you have made a nice connection and all of a sudden they just " poof"! Vanish.....
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Old 11-19-2017, 09:04 PM   #668
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slowly burning to the point of near death...and then lying there as ants slowly eat away at your carcass for days until you finally die... couldn't think of anything worse...
I'm still sticking with this one..
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Old 11-19-2017, 09:25 PM   #669
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:08 PM   #670
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:09 PM   #671
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Old 11-21-2017, 01:03 PM   #673
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Old 11-21-2017, 01:54 PM   #674
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:25 PM   #675
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