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Old 10-11-2017, 01:52 PM   #31251
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Im not planning to leave her or anything dramatic. I just need to make some changes and she wont like me disturbing the status quo.
I hear ya.
Took me 10 years to my wife to do anal. I told her it saved our marriage.

On a serious note. Good luck, I know the frustration.
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Old 10-11-2017, 01:57 PM   #31252
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I hear ya.
Took me 10 years to my wife to do anal. I told her it saved our marriage.

On a serious note. Good luck, I know the frustration.


Fuckin (crack)ed me up!...good show young sir!
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Old 10-11-2017, 02:05 PM   #31253
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Fuckin (crack)ed me up!...good show young sir!
I have my moments . like my 2 minutes of alone time in the shower.
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Old 10-11-2017, 02:09 PM   #31254
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I have my moments . like my 2 minutes of alone time in the shower.
You are NOT Michael Buble...and I collect my $5
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Old 10-11-2017, 02:20 PM   #31255
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I hear ya.
Took me 10 years to my wife to do anal. I told her it saved our marriage.

On a serious note. Good luck, I know the frustration.
An evening of kinky debauchery is just what I need to distract me.
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:53 PM   #31256
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am missing her a bit tonite. just not sure why
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:58 PM   #31257
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I really enjoyed that class tonight!
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:01 PM   #31258
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I really enjoyed that class tonight!
Meant to ask you earlier: what class was it?

Guessing hot yoga?
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:37 PM   #31259
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I get into painting and forget the time and my surroundings .
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:40 PM   #31260
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I get into painting and forget the time and my surroundings .
I completey get that.

I do the same thing while having sex.
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:47 PM   #31261
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I completey get that.

I do the same thing while having sex.
That the best way to loose track of time and every thing else.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:45 AM   #31262
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Paid attention today and saw a woman with Hello Kitty backpack. Pink.
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:44 AM   #31263
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don't just say it. I back my words.
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:51 AM   #31264
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Don't go loco on someone without a firm reason. When you summon my inner bitch, you better have the gut to say something intelligent and, not some brainwashed trash or hide behind one.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:17 AM   #31265
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Need help sometimes as much as I hate to admit it.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:20 AM   #31266
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Need help sometimes as much as I hate to admit it.
I have always struggled with asking for help. Don't know if it's a pride thing, or just my independence.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:24 AM   #31267
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Dunno fuck all anymore
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:25 AM   #31268
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For me...it's both. I've had to make it pretty much on my own from a very young age. Just don't want to burden or trouble anyone by asking. I don't want to feel like I owe anyone either. My stubbornness and willfulness works against me at times, but it has got me far in life too. It's how I've survived...just like many others.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:36 AM   #31269
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am not in the mood for her crap tonight. Glad I'll be out of the department, so she can get all her bitching done.
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Old 10-12-2017, 04:15 PM   #31270
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I'm liking this living alone thing.
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Old 10-12-2017, 04:52 PM   #31271
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am jealous ^^^
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:39 PM   #31272
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Need an outing
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:41 PM   #31273
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Am slap ass exhausted today
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:42 PM   #31274
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am not mentally prepped for their move...but once it's done, it'll be good for them
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:06 PM   #31275
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Haven't done anything with my free time and I'm absolutely fine wth that. One more hour. Maybe I'll push myself and put in a load of laundry.
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