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Old 10-03-2014, 12:34 PM   #1
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Your sister was better.
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I could drive my car into that big hole, woman
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You were absolutely shite!
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I would have enjoyed doggy more had it not for be the whiff I got
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:39 PM   #5
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Is that it?
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It's better with the tv on..
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One of us farted.
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:45 PM   #8
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That would have been your last words ever spoken! Lmao
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:46 PM   #10
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down boy!
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One of us farted.
Omg your mind is disgusting...
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That 30 seconds was a waste of precious time.
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Who are you? Blooming Noddy!
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It was your parents that's standing in the hallway! LOL
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:48 PM   #15
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You could braid that hair
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Your sister was so much tighter
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It was your parents that's standing in the hallway! LOL
Omg you're killing me smells....lol
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Is that to her or your...? Hmmm....this could be interesting! Haha
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Thanks for the giggles y'all!! Laughing here.
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The herpes sores in your mouth did not add any extra stimulation on my penis
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you need to watch more porn and learn something
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This is the shit on do on my way to work! Makes my day hitch off with a bang! No pun intended or maybe I do.
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Why did you have cottage cheese down there?
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