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Old 10-03-2014, 01:33 PM   #51
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Your wife licks twat better.
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:33 PM   #52
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I'm a passenger, Einstein! LOL
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:43 PM   #53
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I think I'm gonna puke
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:44 PM   #54
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Your wife licks twat better.

I think that would be a good thing
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:02 PM   #55
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Your pussy tastes like clam chowder.
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:07 PM   #56
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By the way.... I faked it!
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:10 PM   #57
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I knew your sister was better in bed than you....
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:13 PM   #58
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You smell like pickles dipped in piss....what was I thinking?
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:23 PM   #59
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I thought you were tighter last time we had drunken sex
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start crying and say

Why do I always sleep with the ugly ones and regret it?
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:28 PM   #61
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Pst!..... Don't look now, but my husband is standing at the foot of the bed with a shotgun!!
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:33 PM   #62
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That was not worth the $500 I just paid.
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:34 PM   #63
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I've been wondering about this rash I noticed....
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:39 PM   #64
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You're only the 8th partner today.
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Sorry for grabbing onto your fat rolls....it was "in the moment" thing....
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:42 PM   #66
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Do you think we can invite your friend to help you out next time?
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:48 PM   #67
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Why don't you call me when you're not half-way between a whiskey dick and a two pump champ, k?
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:57 PM   #68
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It was ok but I think you could have tried a little harder

Or wow... Did you notice that crack in the ceiling ??
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Did the bed just break or did you orgasm?
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Your wife licks twat better.
Whoa..I haven't heard that word used in a long time....you keep bringing it girl!
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Why did you have cottage cheese down there?
Gawd
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:26 PM   #72
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now you'll always have something to remember me by....


Did you quote that?
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:44 PM   #73
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:45 PM   #74
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If you notice any open sores, consult a physician.
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:46 PM   #75
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You eat pussy like a Rottweiler with a mouthful of peanut butter.
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