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Old 08-23-2015, 01:45 PM   #1
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over the years women I have come across a different languages women use for men I think I've cracked the code .have you guys any more cracked codes
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Go fuck yourself = I love you dearly but you must try harder .
Your having a fucking laugh = is there something else we can do .
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Old 08-23-2015, 02:50 PM   #2
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I'm not sure ...

When I told my wife to stop nagging me today she said, "I'm not nagging ... I'm keeping you informed."

Well, then stop informing me.
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:30 PM   #3
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man flu = OK OK your really sick but I'm not admitting it ?
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:39 PM   #4
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Have a good day = go fu k yourself
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:10 PM   #5
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WOW= I hope you're really not just sitting there watching me clean house
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:12 PM   #6
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No really I can get that = get your ass and get it done
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:14 PM   #7
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REALLY = you better start pulling your weight around here or ELSE
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:17 PM   #8
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you look fine darling =wtf!!!
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:18 PM   #9
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Do you want me to call your mom = your ass is on the couch
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:19 PM   #10
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Do you think my friends are sexy = you better say no Or you're gonna have hell for the next 2 months
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:21 PM   #11
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Do you think my friends are sexy = you better say no Or you're gonna have hell for the next 2 months
you are gonna have hell for next 2 months = no sex
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:21 PM   #12
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let me get mine first = your not getting yours tonight
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:22 PM   #13
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I know what you mean hunny =get a frigging life
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:25 PM   #14
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that tie really suits you = your on your own pal ?
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:29 PM   #15
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Men: We need some quality time together = we need to bang
Women: We need some quality time together = you need to take me shopping
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:18 PM   #16
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I need you to do this one thing for me ----> I've got a whole list of shit I want done. This is how I'm getting you started.
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:59 PM   #17
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I'll be ready to go in about 10 minutes = means at least another 30
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Old 08-23-2015, 08:16 PM   #18
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that's just lovely = so infuriating, I can't believe you did that
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Old 08-23-2015, 08:56 PM   #19
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Thanks a lot = pure sarcasm
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Old 08-23-2015, 09:19 PM   #20
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Am I fat? = you better tell me how thin and sexy I am, and hold me like you mean it.
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Old 08-23-2015, 10:49 PM   #21
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Nothing...........This list is so fucking long, I'm just gonna say "Nothing", because if I tell the truth and start telling you what is really wrong it could take more time than both of us have.....................
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Old 08-23-2015, 11:08 PM   #22
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I'm fine = you better fix whatever you did !
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Has many, many meanings.
I'm fine = there's absolutely everything wrong with me, and you'd better fix it, or go the fuck away.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:11 AM   #24
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Sure=if you think that's really true you have no clue about me .
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:29 AM   #25
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Yes, dear = you're gonna pay for this, you bastard!
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