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Old 08-24-2015, 06:15 AM   #26
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kiss kiss good morning stud muffin = new dress and shoes I think !!
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Old 08-24-2015, 07:41 AM   #27
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Do whatever you want = You're an asshole for not doing what I want and I shall make your soul suffer for that.
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:16 AM   #28
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god your so big = that reminds me I must buy some cocktail sausages !
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:17 AM   #29
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no, go ahead! I'm ok with it! = You'll pay you bastard!!
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:18 AM   #30
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:19 AM   #31
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Ha ha I've been there brilliant
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Old 08-24-2015, 12:26 PM   #32
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No worries, Ill get it = You made me get up just when the movie got interesting and now the Blade of a Thousand Cuts isn't going to hold a fcking candle to what Ive got in store for you, Sonny Jim!"
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Old 08-24-2015, 12:40 PM   #33
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I don't want anything= I definitely want something but I don't know what yet.
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Old 08-24-2015, 12:42 PM   #34
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Lets go to the shops we need some food = There's a whole fckin first floor full of clothes that i want to check out.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:07 PM   #35
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K=What the fuck ever you babbling idiot.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:10 PM   #36
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really?= You have to tell me more
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:10 PM   #37
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I'm bored=Entertain me & do your job. (Hate that! )
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:11 PM   #38
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Fine=I give up & I'm not going to feed into your BS! Fuck off!
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Hi= I need your love muscle in me
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:12 PM   #40
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Fine=I give up & I'm not going to feed into your BS! Fuck off!


Does my ass look big in this? = Come on asshole..lets see how big your balls really are
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:13 PM   #41
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Am I breaking girl code here? This goes both ways..for male & female! We are all intricate fuckers. Men...take notes!
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you have nice eyes= my god you have a big bulge in those jeans
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Am I breaking girl code here? This goes both ways..for male & female! We are all intricate fuckers. Men...take notes!
Do" post it" notes count Ly?..Im getting to that age...yanno?
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Do" post it" notes count Ly?..Im getting to that age...yanno?
I'm gonna stick em on your forehead, so don't lose em!
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:22 PM   #46
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Of course you can have a night out with the boys = I have the kettle full of boiling hot water ready for when you come back
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