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Old 08-22-2017, 06:05 PM   #1
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Default 💕if you had applications forms for sex partners what question would you have !

I would have !
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:06 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:19 PM   #3
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:22 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:22 PM   #5
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:23 PM   #6
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would you consider giving head on a Sunday !
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:27 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:29 PM   #8
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:31 PM   #9
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What you think is the best sizes ?
I dunno, I don't stop & take measurements when I'm playing.
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:34 PM   #10
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I dunno, I don't stop & take measurements when I'm playing.
That a darn good answer
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:01 PM   #11
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I dunno, I don't stop & take measurements when I'm playing.
I do. Any fellow < 6" can't get on this ride!
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:08 PM   #12
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I do. Any fellow < 6" can't get on this ride!
I'm 6'2" so where shall I apply?
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:12 PM   #13
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Ummmm, no comment. lol
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:16 PM   #14
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:23 PM   #15
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:25 PM   #16
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:27 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:29 PM   #18
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Old 08-22-2017, 07:31 PM   #19
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Old 08-22-2017, 08:27 PM   #21
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Old 08-22-2017, 08:32 PM   #22
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Let me see your toe nails first before we go any further.
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Old 08-23-2017, 02:46 AM   #23
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Old 08-23-2017, 02:53 AM   #24
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So when I give back the lotion does it go into the basket or????
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Old 08-23-2017, 03:57 AM   #25
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You people suck!

and do you cut toesnails?
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