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Old 07-11-2008, 02:32 PM   #26
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:34 PM   #27
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:45 PM   #28
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A donkey...that way when someone calls me an ass, at least they would be correct
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:58 PM   #29
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I'm thinking this is as good as it gets ...I'm there
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:12 PM   #30
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A koi fish. Went to workshop and we had to imagine an ally. A koi cam to mind..one that could talk and was wise. Of course after reading this you will all probably think a monkey...cause I'm banannas.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #31
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I would have to be a Tiger... I just think they are the most beautiful creatures!
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:15 PM   #32
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I would have to be a Tiger... I just think they are the most beautiful creatures!
I would like to be a hunter...Prepare a trap for you and catch you and put you into a cage..
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:17 PM   #33
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Woooo there yaser... I am in a cage enough during this life time...

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Old 07-11-2008, 05:20 PM   #34
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Woooo there yaser... I am in a cage enough during this life time...
Ok.Let me open the door..But don't attack me..Where do you want?India or Siberia?Please be around so that I can catch you again..
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:46 AM   #35
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I would have to back as a wolf.
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:48 AM   #36
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Old 07-12-2008, 04:55 AM   #37
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Nice choice, Angel!! But you know, if you're gonna be a meerkat, I wanna be one too!!!
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:49 AM   #38
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is there any question? a cat....
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:54 AM   #39
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A dog. I like to chase cats.
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:12 AM   #40
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Nice choice, Angel!! But you know, if you're gonna be a meerkat, I wanna be one too!!!
Excellent!! We can sneak away from the other members of the "mob" and go foraging for centipedes together!!!

(Apparently the meerkat is also known as the sun angel in Africa, that's kinda apt!!)
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:15 PM   #41
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a cat....................I like to be chased by dogs!
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:47 PM   #42
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:51 PM   #43
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Horney toad...FUNNY.

Me...today, a hawk....
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:57 PM   #44
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hmmm........i don't know if i could narrow it down
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:59 PM   #45
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...how about a horney hawk...
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:05 PM   #46
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a pig, so playing in the dirt would be acceptable
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:12 PM   #47
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...don't forget the snapping turtle or the groundhog if you like dirt....
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:09 PM   #48
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Dolphin, without a doubt.

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:34 AM   #49
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I would come back as a horse .
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:38 AM   #50
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I'd be a bull. If you are the lead bull you get to have sex with all the other cows. Now the down side is I am having sex with a cow, but on the up side, if I were a bull, I think I'd find the cows hot.
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