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Old 06-21-2008, 04:11 PM   #1
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This came up in the chat line today, but I find the names of porn movies that "borrow" their titles from popular mainstream movies hysterical.

Have any favorites?
Feel free to make up your own titles as well.

Here's a few I found:
  • A Beautiful Behind
  • Womb Raider
  • Schindler's Fist
  • Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • Driving Into Miss Daisy
  • Riding Miss Daisy
  • Batman in Robin
  • Blowjob Impossible
  • Dyke Hard
  • Star Whores
  • Sorest Rump
  • Edward Penishands
  • Gangbangs of New York
  • On Golden Blonde
  • How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
  • In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
  • Saturday Night Beaver
  • Sick Degrees of Penetration
  • Legally Boned
  • Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
  • When Harry Ate Sally
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:15 PM   #2
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Found some more (apologies, if I am the only one amused by this):
  • American Booty
  • Pulp Friction
  • Swollow Hal
  • Spankenstein
  • Breast Side Story
  • Blown in 60 Seconds
  • Buffy The Vampire Layer
  • Buttman and Throbbin'
  • Rambone
  • Sperms of Enderarment
  • School of Cock
  • Free My Willy
  • Sperminator
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:28 PM   #3
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LMAO.. ok, you left Fargo and we kept it going... only we aren't as talented.. we couldn't think of hardly anything...

Harry Potter Licked the Sorcerors Stones...
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:30 PM   #4
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These are great!
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:40 PM   #5
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How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:
  • The Bone Collector
  • Deep Impact
  • Fire Down Below
  • In & Out
  • Backdraft
  • Gone In 60 Seconds
  • Any Which Way You Can
  • Every Which Way But Loose
  • Howard's End
  • The Black Stallion
  • Big Daddy
  • Three Men and a Little Lady
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • Shaft
  • Driven
  • Blow
  • Snatch
  • Iron Monkey
  • Woman On Top
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:56 PM   #6
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OMG...this is hilarious....too funny, Fargo. Thanks for the laughs.
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:33 PM   #7
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How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:
  • The Bone Collector
  • Deep Impact
  • Fire Down Below
  • In & Out
  • Backdraft
  • Gone In 60 Seconds
  • Any Which Way You Can
  • Every Which Way But Loose
  • Howard's End
  • The Black Stallion
  • Big Daddy
  • Three Men and a Little Lady
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • Shaft
  • Driven
  • Blow
  • Snatch
  • Iron Monkey
  • Woman On Top
You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you?
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:40 PM   #8
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You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you?
And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".
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And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".
Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:45 PM   #10
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Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know
Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?
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Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?

I thought it was "And you thought you were dreaming"
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SEX Treck Cum where no man has cum before


If you get a chance download it it is funnier than shit
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  • Dude, Where's My Dildo ?
  • Tea Bagger Vance
  • Tits of Fury
  • Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
  • A Midsummer Night's Cream
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I work in a video store part time in the evenings and we have an adult room. Some of my fav titles that stick out to me are...

Sticky Pants
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Black Pie for the White Guy

I could go on and on, but there are tooo many!
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Have you ever played, replace one word of the Movie title with penis or vagina. Good campfire game.
Ex: The Green Mile, The Green Penis
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I've always liked:

The Hunt for Pink October
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In college me and another roommate used to be Mormon, (back in Jr High and not since then). Two of our other roommates were in a store and saw a gay porn. It had two Mormon Missionaries on the cover in their bike helmets and everything else with their arms around each other. The title was "Missionary Positions". They did not rent it though.
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