Funny Porn Movie Titles

Alfa · 06-21-2008, 03:11 PM

This came up in the chat line today, but I find the names of porn movies that "borrow" their titles from popular mainstream movies hysterical.

Have any favorites?
Feel free to make up your own titles as well.

Here's a few I found:

A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally

Alfa · 06-21-2008, 03:15 PM

Found some more (apologies, if I am the only one amused by this):

American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator

scoobertina · 06-21-2008, 03:28 PM

LMAO.. ok, you left Fargo and we kept it going... only we aren't as talented.. we couldn't think of hardly anything...

Harry Potter Licked the Sorcerors Stones...
P.S. I Suck You

Tiglet · 06-21-2008, 03:30 PM

These are great!

Alfa · 06-21-2008, 03:40 PM

How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:

The Bone Collector
Deep Impact
Fire Down Below
In & Out
Backdraft
Gone In 60 Seconds
Any Which Way You Can
Every Which Way But Loose
Howard's End
The Black Stallion
Big Daddy
Three Men and a Little Lady
The Fast and the Furious
Shaft
Driven
Blow
Snatch
Iron Monkey
Woman On Top

redcat · 06-21-2008, 03:56 PM

OMG...this is hilarious....too funny, Fargo. Thanks for the laughs.

SunnyD · 06-21-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fargo...really

How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:

The Bone Collector
Deep Impact
Fire Down Below
In & Out
Backdraft
Gone In 60 Seconds
Any Which Way You Can
Every Which Way But Loose
Howard's End
The Black Stallion
Big Daddy
Three Men and a Little Lady
The Fast and the Furious
Shaft
Driven
Blow
Snatch
Iron Monkey
Woman On Top

You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you?

Alfa · 06-21-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunnyD

You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you?

And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".

SunnyD · 06-21-2008, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fargo...really

And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".

Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know

Alfa · 06-21-2008, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunnyD

Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know

Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?

SunnyD · 06-21-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fargo...really

Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?

I thought it was "And you thought you were dreaming"

Nice · 07-06-2008, 03:38 AM

Nice gone wild

PokerAfterDark · 07-06-2008, 03:41 AM

Swingtown

MarriedQt · 07-06-2008, 06:55 PM

I have the best one yet

SEX Treck Cum where no man has cum before

If you get a chance download it it is funnier than shit

mike76239 · 07-06-2008, 07:09 PM

you are what you eat.......you prick

gspotlover · 07-24-2008, 04:19 PM

Ben Hur Over

gspotlover · 07-24-2008, 04:20 PM

Glad her ate her

gspotlover · 07-24-2008, 04:21 PM

The Longest Lay

Alfa · 07-26-2008, 08:43 PM

Dude, Where's My Dildo ?
Tea Bagger Vance
Tits of Fury
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A League of their Moan
I Cream on Jeannie

bluegrass_74 · 08-03-2008, 04:19 PM

shaving ryans privates

Loves2Flirt · 08-07-2008, 12:13 PM

I work in a video store part time in the evenings and we have an adult room. Some of my fav titles that stick out to me are...

Sticky Pants
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Black Pie for the White Guy

I could go on and on, but there are tooo many!

Holiday · 08-07-2008, 05:11 PM

Have you ever played, replace one word of the Movie title with penis or vagina. Good campfire game.
Ex: The Green Mile, The Green Penis

Icarus · 08-07-2008, 05:39 PM

vicarious · 08-15-2008, 06:17 PM

I've always liked:

The Hunt for Pink October

Holiday · 08-15-2008, 06:21 PM

In college me and another roommate used to be Mormon, (back in Jr High and not since then). Two of our other roommates were in a store and saw a gay porn. It had two Mormon Missionaries on the cover in their bike helmets and everything else with their arms around each other. The title was "Missionary Positions". They did not rent it though.

06-21-2008, 03:11 PM	#1
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Funny Porn Movie Titles This came up in the chat line today, but I find the names of porn movies that "borrow" their titles from popular mainstream movies hysterical. Have any favorites? Feel free to make up your own titles as well. Here's a few I found: A Beautiful Behind Womb Raider Schindler's Fist Shaving Ryan's Privates Driving Into Miss Daisy Riding Miss Daisy Batman in Robin Blowjob Impossible Dyke Hard Star Whores Sorest Rump Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York On Golden Blonde How Stella Got Her Tube Packed In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon Saturday Night Beaver Sick Degrees of Penetration Legally Boned Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves) When Harry Ate Sally __________________

06-21-2008, 03:15 PM	#2
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Found some more (apologies, if I am the only one amused by this): American Booty Pulp Friction Swollow Hal Spankenstein Breast Side Story Blown in 60 Seconds Buffy The Vampire Layer Buttman and Throbbin' Rambone Sperms of Enderarment School of Cock Free My Willy Sperminator __________________

06-21-2008, 03:28 PM	#3
scoobertina scoobalicious Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 53 Posts: 78,009 Thanks: 21,283 Thanked 18,328 Times in 12,408 Posts Blog Entries: 87	LMAO.. ok, you left Fargo and we kept it going... only we aren't as talented.. we couldn't think of hardly anything... Harry Potter Licked the Sorcerors Stones... P.S. I Suck You __________________

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Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	How about non-porn movies that have porn titles: The Bone Collector Deep Impact Fire Down Below In & Out Backdraft Gone In 60 Seconds Any Which Way You Can Every Which Way But Loose Howard's End The Black Stallion Big Daddy Three Men and a Little Lady The Fast and the Furious Shaft Driven Blow Snatch Iron Monkey Woman On Top __________________

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redcat Forum Leader Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Currently NC Age: 62 Posts: 31,288 Thanks: 19,736 Thanked 13,482 Times in 8,588 Posts Blog Entries: 32	OMG...this is hilarious....too funny, Fargo. Thanks for the laughs. __________________ Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill every time.

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MarriedQt Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: May 2008 Age: 41 Posts: 2,385 Thanks: 576 Thanked 496 Times in 381 Posts	I have the best one yet SEX Treck Cum where no man has cum before If you get a chance download it it is funnier than shit

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gspotlover Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Clear Lake Texas Age: 56 Posts: 649 Thanks: 36 Thanked 33 Times in 31 Posts	Glad her ate her

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gspotlover Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Clear Lake Texas Age: 56 Posts: 649 Thanks: 36 Thanked 33 Times in 31 Posts	The Longest Lay

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Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Dude, Where's My Dildo ? Tea Bagger Vance Tits of Fury Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory A Midsummer Night's Cream A League of their Moan I Cream on Jeannie __________________

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08-07-2008, 12:13 PM	#21
Loves2Flirt Confidently Me Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 42 Posts: 8,658 Thanks: 2,478 Thanked 1,488 Times in 1,177 Posts	I work in a video store part time in the evenings and we have an adult room. Some of my fav titles that stick out to me are... Sticky Pants Charlie Wilson's Whore Black Pie for the White Guy I could go on and on, but there are tooo many! __________________ Your time is short, so don't waste it living someone else's life!

08-07-2008, 05:11 PM	#22
Holiday Flirting God Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Colorado Age: 40 Posts: 1,935 Thanks: 723 Thanked 613 Times in 463 Posts	Have you ever played, replace one word of the Movie title with penis or vagina. Good campfire game. Ex: The Green Mile, The Green Penis

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08-15-2008, 06:21 PM	#25
Holiday Flirting God Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Colorado Age: 40 Posts: 1,935 Thanks: 723 Thanked 613 Times in 463 Posts	In college me and another roommate used to be Mormon, (back in Jr High and not since then). Two of our other roommates were in a store and saw a gay porn. It had two Mormon Missionaries on the cover in their bike helmets and everything else with their arms around each other. The title was "Missionary Positions". They did not rent it though.