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Old 05-06-2017, 07:56 PM   #226
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I've been known to steal a few things from you
Yes! And I want those Pokemon boyshorts back please!!

By "boyshorts" I mean boxer shorts *cough*
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:40 AM   #227
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Was your ass forged by Sauron because it is precious!
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Old 07-15-2017, 02:51 PM   #228
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Is there wifi in here because I feel a strong connection.
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Old 07-15-2017, 02:58 PM   #229
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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
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Old 07-15-2017, 06:24 PM   #230
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I definitely have an ugly toe. Where's your chemistry set?
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Old 07-15-2017, 06:39 PM   #231
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This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:29 PM   #232
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If you were a lazer, you'd be set to stunning.
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:03 PM   #233
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Excuse me, you just made my floppy a hard drive!
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:55 PM   #234
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My computer was my first girlfriend
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:57 PM   #235
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Hey, baby! Let’s get down to some packet sniffing!
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:58 PM   #236
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Hey babe.. url??
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:17 PM   #237
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I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:37 PM   #238
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You had me at “Hello World.”
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:41 PM   #239
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:43 PM   #240
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You have the hottest multi-touch interface
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:51 PM   #241
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Do you want Alternating or Direct?
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Old 07-26-2017, 07:12 PM   #242
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Just being around you sets my synapses on fire
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Old 07-26-2017, 07:57 PM   #243
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Your body needs no pixilation
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:45 AM   #244
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Wanna discuss number theory?
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:55 AM   #245
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Want to help me study for the intercourse calculus exam?
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:42 AM   #246
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Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
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Old 07-27-2017, 10:22 AM   #247
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Can't they just reprogram the fembots?
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Old 07-27-2017, 11:58 AM   #248
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Would you mind if I used you as a test subject to end a long-term abstinence study?
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Old 08-04-2017, 08:44 PM   #249
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Are you legal?
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Old 08-04-2017, 08:58 PM   #250
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What's an avatar like you doing in a social network like this?
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