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Old 10-27-2014, 02:36 PM   #151
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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Old 10-27-2014, 02:45 PM   #152
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Is that a mechanical pencil in your pocket protector or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 10-27-2014, 02:57 PM   #153
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You're sweeter than 3.14
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Old 10-27-2014, 04:11 PM   #154
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Did you know men are designed using the same principles as a water tower. If the spigot was placed on the top of the tower ( penis in the middle of the forehead) there would be zero head pressure to get water to flow. If the spigot was placed at the ground ( penis rather than a big toe ) then you get maximum head pressure but no throw distance before it hits the ground. You pee on your feet. Placed in the middle you get sufficient head pressure combined with throw distance to reach the toilet with the Proper aim comes with lots of practice.
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Old 10-28-2014, 04:11 PM   #155
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I think my heart just lagged..
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Old 10-28-2014, 04:51 PM   #156
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I love how your bare legs shows above your socks when you sit down.
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Old 10-28-2014, 08:51 PM   #157
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Hey baby, what's your opposite / hypotenuse?
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Old 10-28-2014, 09:05 PM   #158
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Not my own.. But my favorite:

Can I be your helicase & unzip your genes?
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:18 PM   #159
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You're like sodium bi-carbonate. If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
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Old 10-31-2014, 10:19 PM   #160
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Old 11-03-2014, 06:25 AM   #161
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Old 11-03-2014, 07:54 AM   #162
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You must be square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you
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Old 11-03-2014, 07:59 AM   #163
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would you like to come to my house and view my stock charts and Bollinger bands
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Old 11-03-2014, 08:22 AM   #164
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I wish I was your coronary artery, so I could be wrapped around your heart.
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Old 11-03-2014, 11:19 AM   #165
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I would flirt with you but I rather seduce you with my awkwardness
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Old 11-20-2014, 11:33 PM   #166
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Are you a Jedi Master? Because Yoda-licious!
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Old 11-20-2014, 11:35 PM   #167
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Old 11-20-2014, 11:38 PM   #168
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Sauron's eye might be red
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But there's only one precious
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Old 11-21-2014, 12:40 AM   #170
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I sulfur when you argon..
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Old 11-21-2014, 12:48 AM   #171
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Sauron's eye might be red
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But there's only one precious
And that would be you.
The precious is now with Golum
You can't have it - go and be glum
Get away and now begone
I'm gonna spy on Arwen & Aragon.
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The precious is now with Golum
You can't have it - go and be glum
Get away and now begone
I'm gonna spy on Arwen & Aragon.
Go on and spy
I'll peek on Rosie and Sam
I've got a wierd fetish
Into hobbit porn, I am.
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Go on and spy
I'll peek on Rosie and Sam
I've got a wierd fetish
Into hobbit porn, I am.
Eeeewwww you'll next say you're into dwarves
And you would be doing things by halves
Remember if you venture into their lair
The women are hirsuit & may look like a bear.
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Old 11-21-2014, 01:01 AM   #174
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Eeeewwww you'll next say you're into dwarves
And you would be doing things by halves
Remember if you venture into their lair
The women are hirsuit & may look like a bear.
Its better than orcs
Or those damned Uruk-hai
But I'd settle for Eowyn
She's kinda caught my eye
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Its better than orcs
Or those damned Uruk-hai
But I'd settle for Eowyn
She's kinda caught my eye
Eowyn is all about unrequited
That's too much drama for this lass
All I want it to be united
With that hunky elf, Legolas
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