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Old 11-21-2014, 01:39 AM   #176
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Eowyn is all about unrequited
That's too much drama for this lass
All I want it to be united
With that hunky elf, Legolas
If you want an elf
Then Galadriel's the one
But that lucky Celeborn
Seems to get all her fun.
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:02 AM   #177
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^^^^ ha ha ha ha ha!!! Fabulous!
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Old 11-21-2014, 08:45 AM   #178
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Coitus is not out of the question. Given proper protection and sufficient foreplay.
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Old 11-21-2014, 08:52 AM   #179
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Hey there good looking! I've been keeping my Ion you

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Old 11-21-2014, 09:03 AM   #180
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Hey baby, your pants will fall at a rate of 32.741 feet per second per second once we get to my place
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:09 AM   #181
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Good thing I brought my library card, coz I'm checking you out
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:52 PM   #182
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Yes that is a protractor in my pocket. But I am happy to see you.
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Old 11-22-2014, 10:39 PM   #183
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pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj!
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Old 11-27-2014, 02:48 AM   #184
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wanna go back to my lab and practice the big bang theory?
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Old 11-27-2014, 05:03 AM   #185
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Old 11-27-2014, 09:07 AM   #186
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My ewok turns into a wookiee around you. So please don't make me go Han Solo on this one, I could use a good Leia.
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Old 11-27-2014, 09:54 AM   #187
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I blog about you sometimes...
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Old 11-27-2014, 10:01 AM   #188
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Lets go to my cloud and I'll show you my old memory stick.
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Old 11-27-2014, 04:47 PM   #189
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Old 11-27-2014, 05:24 PM   #190
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How bots we connect our circuits
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Old 01-09-2015, 01:18 PM   #191
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If I was an octopus I'd touch you all over with eight arms.
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Old 01-09-2015, 01:20 PM   #192
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you're more fascinating than quantum mechanics
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Old 01-09-2015, 03:34 PM   #193
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Wanna do our taxes together and then screw in the IRS technical library?
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:38 PM   #194
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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:39 PM   #195
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:42 PM   #196
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Do you have a privacy policy? If so I'd love to see your fine print
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:49 PM   #197
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Where was this thread during my high school years...?
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:51 PM   #198
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I'm definitely in range of your hot spot, how bout you let me connect and gain full access
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Old 03-07-2017, 11:38 AM   #199
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Where was this thread during my high school years...?
Not sure but I found it now so let your inner nerd show
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:02 PM   #200
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That's a 1TB hard drive baby! Only 3 inches too
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