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Old 01-05-2014, 06:31 PM   #4051
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How weird, me neither! This needs to be rectified
I agree! Life just won't be complete until it's happened lol
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Old 01-05-2014, 06:51 PM   #4052
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:11 PM   #4053
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:12 PM   #4054
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:37 PM   #4055
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I have, when I was 17 I went on a school holiday and the teachers took us to one, both men and women were stripping... one of the weirdest nights of my life!
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:41 PM   #4056
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I have, when I was 17 I went on a school holiday and the teachers took us to one, both men and women were stripping... one of the weirdest nights of my life!
I've never had teachers that would take me to a strip club
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:48 PM   #4057
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:55 PM   #4058
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I've never had teachers that would take me to a strip club
I was wondering if this was a UK thing--a school rite of passage or something like that.
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Old 01-05-2014, 08:01 PM   #4059
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Never been to a UK strip club... heard there were too many of my former teachers there.
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Old 01-05-2014, 08:02 PM   #4060
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I was wondering if this was a UK thing--a school rite of passage or something like that.
I think we just had strange teachers!
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Old 01-05-2014, 08:04 PM   #4061
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Old 01-05-2014, 08:13 PM   #4062
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I've never been to a strip club either.
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Old 01-05-2014, 09:31 PM   #4063
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Old 01-05-2014, 09:34 PM   #4064
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Old 01-05-2014, 09:36 PM   #4065
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Stabbed anyone with a homemade shank.

Me either, but it may happen soon. I'm thinking spork.
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Old 01-05-2014, 09:51 PM   #4066
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Me either, but it may happen soon. I'm thinking spork.
You gotta make it yourself tho to count as a shank....like file your toothbrush
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You gotta make it yourself tho to count as a shank....like file your toothbrush
Damn, you mean I can't use my Taco Bell spork wrapped in duct tape?
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Damn, you mean I can't use my Taco Bell spork wrapped in duct tape?
That's cheating....it doesn't really qualify as a shank
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Never had phone sex either. Tried like hell one night and finally gave up after getting tangled in the cord.
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