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Old 12-23-2011, 01:59 PM   #1
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Default You know you are NOT a newbie anymore when.....

What are the telltale signs that you are NO longer a newbie here???

1. Obviously the removal of the lovely blue "Newbie" placque
2. Use of a "wall" at 150 post
3. Use of the private message system at 500 posts

What other signs have you experienced?
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:01 PM   #2
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when lil*flirt decides not to date you any more ? he he
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:04 PM   #3
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when you can start to pick and choose


and see through the BS
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:15 PM   #4
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When you're no longer referred to as "newbie" or "gumby" by the vets
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:18 PM   #5
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When you don't feel guilty about looking at this thread?
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Old 12-23-2011, 03:08 PM   #6
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When people you still consider newbies are being referred to as dinosaurs.
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Old 12-23-2011, 03:10 PM   #7
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gumby? really?
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Old 12-23-2011, 03:13 PM   #8
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gumby? really?
Shooo gumby!!
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Old 12-23-2011, 03:29 PM   #9
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Raina is STILL my favorite newbie. Wonder if she was reincarnated into a TRUE newbie.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:24 PM   #10
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When some says "furk" and you know exactly where it came from
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:00 AM   #11
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:11 AM   #12
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If I have never heard of ya ~ you are still a newb.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:42 AM   #13
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:35 AM   #14
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when people with fewer posts than you post in this thread

also

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Old 01-10-2012, 12:22 PM   #15
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who should I be avoiding? Or do I have to learn that one the hard way?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:34 PM   #16
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:49 PM   #18
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1. When you break the century mark for friends and only really consider 4 of them friends.
2. When you make your wall private so nobody can read your conversations.
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I am such a newbie.
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Yes..and so am I..but let's see if we can break you in a bit and get you to 500.
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