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Old 05-15-2017, 12:15 PM   #201
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Why can't men ever replace the roll of toilet paper when they finish it?
I always do....why can't women put the seat back up on the toilet when they finish?
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Old 05-15-2017, 06:52 PM   #202
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I always do....why can't women put the seat back up on the toilet when they finish?
Because some men still miss the bowl
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:11 PM   #203
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Because some men still miss the bowl
amongst other things

thought I would get in before someone else does
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:14 PM   #204
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thought I would get in before someone else does
Glad you did
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:33 PM   #205
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Glad you did
but of course I don't miss ... either of them
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Old 05-15-2017, 08:32 PM   #206
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Old 05-21-2017, 03:32 PM   #207
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Old 05-21-2017, 03:36 PM   #208
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Everyone talks about eating Chinese.. or Mexican.. or Italian... I'm American.. when is it going to be my turn?
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Old 06-04-2017, 10:46 PM   #209
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Old 06-04-2017, 10:48 PM   #210
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