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Old 12-02-2016, 10:58 PM   #4201
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How long 'til this heals??
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:09 PM   #4202
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They thought for certain they had hijacked a truck load of cigarettes and instead, cases of Chinese-made vibrating sex toys. And so they peddle their wares hoping someone will buy them.

They forgot to do one thing, and one thing only! They did not hijack the truck containing batteries. Oh the humanities!
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Old 01-05-2017, 05:02 AM   #4203
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It's getting to be eye rolling kinda time!

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Old 01-13-2017, 09:03 AM   #4204
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There is of course the story of "The Three Pigs". That, however, focuses entirely on fear and intimidation unless you're a wolf. Now the wolf has issues with the third pig which is easily remedied by the use of a backloader. But alas the poor wolf had some issues as they would not let a wolf have a backloader.

The wolf, being a clever and resourceful creature, thought, "Perchance I can ring up a backloader operator and retain his services?" Try as he might, the wolf had another problem: he had no telephone with which to ring up the backloader operator.

Then he came up with a brilliant plan: "The pigs have to get hungry. Sooner or later they'll run out of food and need to exit that structure. I'll just have to wait outside."

The wolf waited outside for several days, growing hungrier and hungrier.

He hadn't counted on the fact that the brick home had a back door.
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:18 AM   #4205
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will we need spell check in 2030 or will we all be better educated by then?
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Old 02-21-2017, 02:34 PM   #4206
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Watching the comments on a live youtube feed seriously makes me question the education and intelligence level of those surfing the interwebs
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Old 02-21-2017, 02:47 PM   #4207
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I just gave ^^her^^ a cyber wedgie
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:28 PM   #4208
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Can I go on a rant about the spouse? Already vented a little in other threads today. Just got yelled at for failing at the ESP -mind reading thing from someone that's only communication is to complain. Ugh.

Is that enough hijacking for today?

I hope so.
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Old 03-30-2017, 10:10 PM   #4209
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I guess I killed this thread too! Is that a newbie thing?
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Old 04-06-2017, 08:40 PM   #4210
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A whole week, gosh I must becoming an expert at stopping threads cold!
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Old 04-06-2017, 08:49 PM   #4211
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what i was reminded today is that i truly hate my spouse job. If any of you guys are a truck driver this is not against you guys but I hate being a truck driver wife.
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:04 PM   #4212
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what i was reminded today is that i truly hate my spouse job. If any of you guys are a truck driver this is not against you guys but I hate being a truck driver wife.
Must be hard.

I am not, but had an uncle that did while he was single and my Dad thought he might like to (but never did).
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:12 PM   #4213
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What in the hell is up with lasagna?

Why not just eat a solid block of pasta and dip it in meat sauce?
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what i was reminded today is that i truly hate my spouse job. If any of you guys are a truck driver this is not against you guys but I hate being a truck driver wife.
Go with him and role play. He can pretend he picked you up in the pickle park.
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This fibermylagia and Neuropathy in my legs and hips is kicking my ass today.
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I guess I killed this thread too! Is that a newbie thing?
You can't kill this thread... I have a few fav threads where my madness goes unnoticed I keep them alive!
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Good. I don't want to end up like some of the old threads I have seen with all the same person as the last poster.
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Its been a hell of a day here.
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:55 PM   #4220
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I was thinking of trying to revive aiui closed thread, but not sure if its a waste of time.
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The weather was beautiful here today
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Old 05-07-2017, 09:04 PM   #4222
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I never did finish my thought from before and auto correct messed it up. I meant I was thinking of reviving a closed thread but wonder if I would be crossing some sort of boundary. Maybe I will try soon.��
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