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Old 07-11-2009, 07:44 PM   #1
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At the beginning of each episode, Casper doesn't have any friends.
Then, during the course of the cartoon, Casper makes one or more new friends.
Then, at the beginning of the next cartoon, Casper doesn't have any friends again!

What kind of crap is that little see-through prick pulling to keep losing all his friends in between each episode?!
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:44 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:44 PM   #3
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If you have a dream of having insomnia, does it still count as sleep?
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:56 PM   #6
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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yes I do.... head first!
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Old 07-11-2009, 08:09 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2009, 08:17 PM   #10
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How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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Why do people say the "afterlife" if it is really "after death?
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Is half full or half empty right?????
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