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Old 07-14-2009, 08:51 PM   #51
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If we all stopped voting...would all the politicians go away?
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:52 PM   #52
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Who's the sadist that decided to put an "s" in "lisp"?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:04 PM   #53
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Who was the first person who looked at a cow and said if i squeeze these thingies and I can drink what comes out?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:14 PM   #54
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:29 PM   #55
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Where have you been all my life?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:39 PM   #56
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Why do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?














(and why did you just try singing those two songs in your head?)
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:51 PM   #57
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I did actually!

Does a guy named Nick have a nickname?
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:34 PM   #58
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
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Old 07-25-2009, 12:44 AM   #59
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The whitetail deer is one of the most prolific, destructive and visible of all North American wildlife. So how come they all vanish on opening day?
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Old 07-26-2009, 03:07 PM   #60
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What would the world be like with no hypothetical questions?
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Old 07-29-2009, 06:08 PM   #61
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If Jesus was Jewish how come he had a Latino name?
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Old 07-10-2010, 03:09 PM   #62
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How far east can you go before you're heading west?
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Old 07-10-2010, 03:20 PM   #63
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What exactly is an "imaginary" number?
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Old 07-13-2010, 04:56 AM   #64
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what happens when a imoveable object gets hit by a instopable object?? forgive the spelling
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Old 07-13-2010, 06:02 AM   #65
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Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
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Old 07-13-2010, 11:44 PM   #66
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If a tree falls in the forest, will I THEN get laid??
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Can we cash in all the "That'll happen when Pigs Fly" if we now genetically engineer a flying pig?

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Old 07-13-2010, 11:50 PM   #68
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Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:03 AM   #69
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If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
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If Barack Obama and George Bush were stranded in a tropical rain forest, who would have the better survival rate?
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:22 PM   #71
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You want fries with that you little see thru friendless prick???
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:48 PM   #72
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How do you know when sour cream has gone bad?
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:40 PM   #73
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Why is that high priced, super cool, ultra fast sports car being driven by an elderly person and going very slow in the fast lane ?
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Why does a little cleavage showing cause such a reaction ... hummmmm
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:02 PM   #75
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paper or plastic
solid or liquid...
long or short?
bad boys or nice guys?
money or love
and just what did those kids bring into the house that smells like rotgut..
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