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Old 05-19-2017, 09:47 PM   #20401
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:14 AM   #20402
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Arte. I can't even stop laughing.

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Old 05-20-2017, 01:17 AM   #20403
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:42 AM   #20404
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:30 AM   #20405
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:28 PM   #20406
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...actually it was yesterday I laughed at it.
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Old 05-22-2017, 03:00 PM   #20407
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The ex just put cologne on to take our son to the park. Is this normal?? I want to take a poll.

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Old 05-22-2017, 03:07 PM   #20408
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The ex just put cologne on to take our son to the park. Is this normal?? I want to take a poll.

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I'm taking lessons...
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Old 05-22-2017, 03:10 PM   #20409
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I'm taking lessons...
oh please don't take lessons from him lol
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Old 05-22-2017, 03:11 PM   #20410
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oh please don't take lessons from him lol
Next time I go to the park, I'm gonna use that move.
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Old 05-22-2017, 04:49 PM   #20411
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:48 PM   #20412
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:50 PM   #20413
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:53 PM   #20414
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This is brilliant and heart warming
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:56 PM   #20415
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Old 05-25-2017, 11:00 PM   #20416
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Old 05-26-2017, 05:28 PM   #20417
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Her text can I say yea....you goofy girl you make me laugh!
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Old 05-26-2017, 08:46 PM   #20418
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Old 05-28-2017, 05:07 PM   #20419
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Old 05-28-2017, 05:13 PM   #20420
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Next doors cat trying to convince me she needed food desperately. One hour after she last pulled that one on me.
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Old 05-28-2017, 05:20 PM   #20421
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Geeze, no real haha laughs so far. Wine time, and pizza should liven things up.
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Old 05-28-2017, 05:35 PM   #20422
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My 3 year old niece. She's like a teenager already!
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Old 05-28-2017, 05:36 PM   #20423
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My 3 year old niece. She's like a teenager already!
They are growing up fast nowadays ...
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Old 05-28-2017, 10:51 PM   #20424
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something I was told...
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:31 PM   #20425
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