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Old 03-22-2010, 02:42 PM   #51
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ok, fine, i see how you are,
and here i was gonna play with the handcuffs and the stetson...

you can have your paint, il go out to the barn and play by myself
Wait a minute....don't you have sheep in that barn? Just saying
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:45 PM   #52
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Wait a minute....don't you have sheep in that barn? Just saying
that depends, are you gona be the wolf in sheeps clothing?
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:48 PM   #53
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I'll have the fish taco please.........
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:03 PM   #54
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that comes with a side of Roast Beef Curtains
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:05 PM   #55
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lol........
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:06 PM   #56
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I'm really stiff so could do with a nice massage head to toe
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:16 PM   #57
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I'm looking for a good time..and can I get that on the SIDE please?

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Old 03-22-2010, 04:18 PM   #58
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I have a stiff neck...may I have a massage please
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:23 PM   #59
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no traffic so i can pick up daughter and still go to the fruit store before it closes!
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:26 PM   #60
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Can I get a happy meal here?.....
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:46 AM   #61
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I am looking for the grand slam breakfast.. then perhaps a nice set of buns for lunch.. a little something to lick on for dessert... then a huge salami for dinner.. and just before I go to bed.. perhaps a happy ending?
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:47 AM   #62
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foot rub. They're throbbing.
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:47 AM   #63
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I am looking for the grand slam breakfast.. then perhaps a nice set of buns for lunch.. a little something to lick on for dessert... then a huge salami for dinner.. and just before I go to bed.. perhaps a happy ending?
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Old 03-23-2010, 07:33 AM   #64
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I'd like 2 tickets to NYC, a hotel room near the park, and about 5k in spending money
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Old 03-23-2010, 07:46 AM   #66
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Old 06-30-2012, 04:00 PM   #67
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HI Drive Thru,

I would like it to be closing time

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Old 06-30-2012, 07:40 PM   #68
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Hello one life please I sem to be needing one right now
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Old 06-30-2012, 07:51 PM   #69
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Hi, I'm looking for a side of beef, somewhat seasoned but not overly done. A bit on the tough side, I don't much care for the "melt in your mouth" type....is there anything on the menu like that?
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Old 06-30-2012, 07:57 PM   #70
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I'm in need of a 32 oz margarita... on the rocks.. salt... and a plate of nachos...
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:04 PM   #71
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I'll take a decent man who actually understands what the term dating means, who likes to hear someone other than himself talk occasionally, that keeps his word and that is interested in sex..

oh yeah with an extra side of if you're seeing someone else make sure you send the text to the right person
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:21 PM   #72
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Can I have a creamy strawberry milkshake please
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Hi can I order something tall and frosty
Like a rootbeer float or sumthin
It's hawt up in this hizzle yo
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i have nothing to add here I was just looking for aradia
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fuck fuck fuck me sideways that sounds good
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