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Old 08-06-2012, 06:09 PM   #1
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Default Things not to say drunk or stoned!

Ok here is a tread to post things you heard, thought or said, ( that you can remember that is) while drunk or stoned;

Normally I would offer to start it off, But I forgot what i was going to type.
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:10 PM   #2
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Old 08-06-2012, 08:19 PM   #3
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I don't talk when I'm drunk...I dance baby

Oh and I might tell every single person in the bar/party that I love them...I really really love them.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:04 PM   #4
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Hey I would do your husband in a heartbeat...true story, intake of too much Patron!
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:24 PM   #5
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Yes officer, I'll be glad to show you my license. Will you hold my beer?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:25 PM   #6
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That is the BEST idea EVER!!


What did you say again?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:27 PM   #7
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:28 PM   #8
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I wonder if you're this hot when I'm sober.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:29 PM   #9
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:29 PM   #10
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What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're supposed to be the expert.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:31 PM   #11
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:31 PM   #12
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:35 PM   #13
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Leasson number (2) from two weeks ago,.....after eating toxic brownie number one,...dont say,

Im craving something to eat,....or you will end up eating a second one,...
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:38 PM   #14
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Wow! You're so pretty! (To a guy!)
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:41 PM   #15
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:42 PM   #16
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Ha! You shilly sit! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
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I sure as hell CAN eat just one potato chip...now hand 'em over.
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Hello there officer. Yes I have consumed copious amounts of alcohol. Yes I have been driving this vehicle while three times over the limit. Yes i have also inhaled some weed. Yes that is coke round my nostrils, I snorted some right before, i still have a little left, its in my top right pocket. And yes I do think that after that completely obvious nose job you got there, you are and will always be butt fucking ugly.
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I'd say yes, I'll marry you if you get me another drink.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:22 PM   #23
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hmm I think I am like this even sober
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