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Old 08-06-2012, 11:30 PM   #26
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Look what I can do wheeeeeee
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:40 PM   #27
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Sorry....I got to get up to make a pizza real quick....hold that thought
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:59 PM   #28
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We need to find a taco bell now... Find one... Taco bell... Find...
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:05 AM   #29
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We just ate and slept....maybe we should smoke more
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:17 AM   #30
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Was that a he or a she? Was that a he or a haw.... Ha ha ha ha ha! I gotta throw up....
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:13 AM   #31
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:19 PM   #32
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Didn't they say we should try it slowly... or something... Oh screw it... try it already..
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:14 PM   #33
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:34 PM   #34
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Yes officer, I'll be glad to show you my license. Will you hold my beer?

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Old 08-07-2012, 05:36 PM   #35
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You smell like my ex... Odd that!

wholly crap batman, you look like em too!

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:09 PM   #36
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Hey Officer!! You gotta hit this shit.. It's wicked..
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:12 PM   #37
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Can I see that again? I was totally stoned and missed it.

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:12 PM   #38
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Hey Officer!! You gotta hit this shit.. It's wicked..
yeh that goes over big with the local law enforcment

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:17 PM   #39
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How can I be on the floor when I'm in bed... You are so stoned loser... Ha ha ha ha ha... *puke*
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:23 PM   #40
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How can I be on the floor when I'm in bed... You are so stoned loser... Ha ha ha ha ha... *puke*

omg deja vu, I think i was at that party! but thats not why I came here, it was to translate the Japanese word Toro) into english.
here is the rough translation of the work Toro- It means, "Take this cheap red piece of shit string trimmer and smash the living fuck out of it. Because even though it comes with enough string to wrap around the earth, after more than 3 minuets of use it refuses to show its head anymore.

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:55 PM   #41
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Remember when we first got married and your younger brother spent the night?....well....uhum
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:17 AM   #42
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:22 AM   #43
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:24 AM   #44
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I only had two beers officer... ( the number one lie told to police officers.)
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:25 AM   #45
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:31 AM   #46
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Hi officer my name is Randy Travis and while I would love to show you my driver's license I can't because I am not wearing any clothes.
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #47
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Okay hold my beer
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:42 AM   #48
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Old 08-10-2012, 05:21 PM   #50
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