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Old 08-10-2012, 06:24 PM   #51
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Yea man,... Dude that brownie gave me the munchies,... Pass me another.
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Old 08-10-2012, 07:17 PM   #52
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One night, as I was getting on my motorcycle, two very drunk women thought it would be great fun if I would give them each daredevil rides around the city. They were so drunk they would have happily got on a bike with a complete stranger in the middle of the night. I must have argued with them for 15 minutes about why this was not a good idea.
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Old 08-10-2012, 07:21 PM   #53
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You are kinda fat for a stripper...
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:26 AM   #54
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I knew I shouldn't have smoked before I went to the grocery store....now I overdrafted my checking
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:27 AM   #55
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I knew I shouldn't have smoked before I went to the grocery store....now I overdrafted my checking
Or.....I'm just going to smoke this before I run in to the grocery....all I need is milk
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Old 08-17-2012, 11:54 AM   #56
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One night, as I was getting on my motorcycle, two very drunk women thought it would be great fun if I would give them each daredevil rides around the city. They were so drunk they would have happily got on a bike with a complete stranger in the middle of the night. I must have argued with them for 15 minutes about why this was not a good idea.

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Old 08-17-2012, 11:55 AM   #57
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you really said that?
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Old 08-17-2012, 11:57 AM   #58
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Hey you're sister is hot, can you hook me up with her?
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:00 PM   #59
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:02 PM   #60
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your ass IS really huge
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:15 PM   #61
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Ok ... I'll do the threesome
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:18 PM   #62
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:23 PM   #63
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Excuse me miss, but before I hit on you, is that a tumor or an Adam's Apple?
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:41 PM   #64
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Yeah .. You should say THAT sober!
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Yeah .. You should say THAT sober!
I said it yesterday ... And over the weekend .... Before the birthday drinks started ....
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Gosh... Your brother was so much hotter !
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you really said that?
I did have a very surreal conversation with a male stripper once & I wasn't flirting & he ended up discussing his insecurities !
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On the ex's voicemail: "Hey, how much douche can a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche??"
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On the ex's voicemail: "Hey, how much douche can a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche??"

Um...that wasn't your ex's voicemail......
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:56 PM   #72
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One dude to another at the urinal "you have a nice ass"
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or let's have a sword fight
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