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Old 07-03-2007, 12:12 AM   #26
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:15 AM   #27
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:17 AM   #28
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:17 AM   #29
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Well surely it was not a complete list, o queen of sass.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:21 AM   #30
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Well surely it was not a complete list, o queen of sass.
Why yes...I'm wearing my crown as we speak. Your list goes on and on and on....with throwing in reference to Georgia and the list continues cause you always get mouthy after that.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:22 AM   #31
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I have no fucking idea????
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:24 AM   #32
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Why yes...I'm wearing my crown as we speak. Your list goes on and on and on....with throwing in reference to Georgia and the list continues cause you always get mouthy after that.
Yeh, well I do know how to keep that sassy mouth quiet for a while.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:25 AM   #33
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Tell me it please..Point.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:25 AM   #34
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What the hell?...I am really not good at this...I'm going to another thread...
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:30 AM   #35
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Yeh, well I do know how to keep that sassy mouth quiet for a while.

Scared I might bite? hmm?? lol, ahhh the power I hold is amazing
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:31 AM   #36
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Damn I am fucking gonna go off on some ass wipes today if Idon'tget a good fucking. Must be fucking huh???
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:31 AM   #37
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Scared I might bite? hmm?? lol, ahhh the power I hold is amazing
Yes, your majesty. Your power comes from the almighty POP.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:38 AM   #38
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Yes, your majesty. Your power comes from the almighty POP.
Well works on most, had a few glitches though..still waiting for OIC to tell me what I did wrong, lol...he has taught me all I know.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:41 AM   #39
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What the hell?...I am really not good at this...I'm going to another thread...
Better..I like kind words with a wild and hard sex,DH.
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:42 AM   #40
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Damn I am fucking gonna go off on some ass wipes today if Idon'tget a good fucking. Must be fucking huh???

Well I better help you out with that problem before you go off on someone. Just bring it over here and let's see if we can calm you down after we heat you up!
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:42 AM   #41
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Well works on most, had a few glitches though..still waiting for OIC to tell me what I did wrong, lol...he has taught me all I know.
Damn, he has POP? Is he a pimp?
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:46 AM   #42
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Damn, he has POP? Is he a pimp?
He told me I have it and taught me how to use it....So I tried it out on a few....I am not so good at it sometimes and go back to OIC for clarification and reference, he is my yoda, but cuter, lol.
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:35 PM   #43
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when you told ME to kiss your ass, I don't recall any swearing........

tho you did raise your voice a lil while later........but it was in ecstacy!


I don't recal it being my ass that I told you to kiss
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:56 PM   #44
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Default The Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On TV...

as written by George Carlin... (because I like his list)

"The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor um, and a bourbon. And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it."


Wanker isn't on the list... so we can say that?
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Old 07-03-2007, 05:01 PM   #45
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mother f^%king whore!
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Old 07-03-2007, 08:34 PM   #46
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I used to say pissindamn quite a bit...

Since I've been spayed and I now take hormones and am off the Zoloft....my favorite is

Shit the fuckin bed.....or son of a frickin bitch
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:53 PM   #47
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Ah shit....now I forgot what I was going to fucking write!
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:45 PM   #48
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Well, fuck me!!!
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"Bollocks!"
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"No talent ass clown" is a personal favorite swear phrase of mine. Any one know where it came from?
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