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Old 02-25-2018, 07:39 PM   #31926
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I'm more like a magnifying glass...say something stupid and I'll say something that makes you look smart!

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Old 02-25-2018, 07:42 PM   #31927
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Standing. But not following...

Fancy hat or knit cap?

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Old 02-25-2018, 07:43 PM   #31928
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:43 PM   #31929
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:45 PM   #31930
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Too embarrassed to say sitting eh?
Not in the least Tiger. You?
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:02 PM   #31931
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:10 PM   #31932
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I'm more like a magnifying glass...say something stupid and I'll say something that makes you look smart!

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Both. Depends on how long the line is. Now, make me look smart.

Are you more like a Curler or a Skeleton ? And which would you metal in and why?
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Both. Depends on how long the line is. Now, make me look smart.

Are you more like a Curler or a Skeleton ? And which would you metal in and why?
How Imma make youse look smart when ya call it a METAL????

And I can curl 5 lbs...in EACH hand!

Sipper or slurper
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:19 PM   #31934
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How Imma make youse look smart when ya call it a METAL????
You read it!

Here's your chance.

I think you are a skeleton because you ride a motorpsycal and don't like heights.
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:22 PM   #31935
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I think you are a skeleton because you ride a motorpsycal and don't like heights.
How long are skeletons bones?
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:23 PM   #31936
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How Imma make youse look smart when ya call it a METAL????

And I can curl 5 lbs...in EACH hand!

Sipper or slurper
Ok back to the point. I am like a slipper because I get all dusty and usually hide under the credenza.

Are you more like a drum or a piccolo?.
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:25 PM   #31937
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Ok back to the point. I am like a slipper because I get all dusty and usually hide under the credenza.

Are you more like a drum or a piccolo?.
God... you're making it harder and harder....
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:27 PM   #31938
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A drum... I've been banged on a lot!

Real curse words or those disguised ones like 'frack!'
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God... you're making it harder and harder....
Shush..that's your private bizness.

I have my money on piccolo.
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I have my money on piccolo.
I had mine on sipper...
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I had mine on sipper...
Sipper is a deadend. I had to up the potential.
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You stepped right into that one!
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So 'Fuck' or 'Frack'?
Fork.

As in “Move your forkin' dog food bins.”
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You stepped right into that one!
True. My feet were chilly, but now we are just sloppin around. Flap. Flap..slipons, ya know.
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Fork.

As in “Move your forkin' dog food bins.”
I get that a lot...along with "get your forkin' hand off my butt'.
I hate strangers!
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Depends ... beef at the fast food joint, chicken when I prepare food myself

Maple syrup or Aunt Jemima's ?
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