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Old 05-23-2018, 04:20 PM   #301
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Not a problem at all. Let me just get the camera! X
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Old 05-23-2018, 04:24 PM   #302
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And the show em thread max ???
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Old 05-23-2018, 04:24 PM   #303
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Yeah, I demanded she send me some. That's not gonna happen now...
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Old 05-23-2018, 04:27 PM   #304
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Yeah, I demanded she send me some. That's not gonna happen now...
Aww don,t worry I'll send you one
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Old 05-23-2018, 04:36 PM   #305
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for God sake will somebody please send me a naked photo I'm going insane without female companionship have a heart I'm dieing here !!!!!!!
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Old 05-23-2018, 04:39 PM   #306
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Aww don,t worry I'll send you one
Finally! I was about to give up on the whole idea of a topless shot!!!
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Old 05-28-2018, 05:57 AM   #308
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I'm still hanging around in here hoping to find out the definitive answer...
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:31 AM   #309
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Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked pics together.
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Old 05-28-2018, 10:13 AM   #310
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Old 05-28-2018, 03:56 PM   #311
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What ! You didn’t get mine ?
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Old 05-28-2018, 04:08 PM   #313
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Begging is a start !!! X
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:10 PM   #314
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Lol .. I bet you get a lot of begging pm's now (smiling)
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What about if I say ďpretty please...with cherries on top?Ē
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Don't need to. Just photoshop their 2 half-naked pics together.
Thatís sick, but thatís a damn good idea! BRILLIANT! If I saw a pic of me photoshopped....Iíd be scared shitless!
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Perhaps, but not with this broad. Begging, whining and guilt trips only turn me off. I’m sure there’s plenty of pwussies who are made to make an appearance and open at the mere thought of attention tho.

I may die an old lonely spinster and become the start of a documentary created about women who become celebate who masturbate only to stay sexually contented & viable.

No one likes a necrotic vag. Neurotic maybe, but dead...not so popular. Good thing I am my own master and am dependent on no one but myself in the end.
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Perhaps, but not with this broad. Begging, whining and guilt trips only turn me off. Iím sure thereís plenty of pwussies who are made to make an appearande and open at the mere thought of attention tho.

I may die an old lonely spinster and become the start of a documentary created about women who become celebate who masturbate only to stay sexually contented & viable.

No one likes a necrotic vag. Neurotic maybe, but dead...not so popular. Good thing I am my own master and am dependent on no one but myself in the end.
Umm. I don't live that far away from you that we should suffer with no (worthwhile) sex for the rest of our lives. Meet me at the hourly rate hotel down the street.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:37 PM   #323
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Perhaps, but not with this broad. Begging, whining and guilt trips only turn me off. Iím sure thereís plenty of pwussies who are made to make an appearance and open at the mere thought of attention tho.

I may die an old lonely spinster and become the start of a documentary created about women who become celebate who masturbate only to stay sexually contented & viable.

No one likes a necrotic vag. Neurotic maybe, but dead...not so popular. Good thing I am my own master and am dependent on no one but myself in the end.
Please, please, please, please, please, send me pics of your feet in finger type socks ... K thx
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