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Old 08-02-2018, 09:08 PM   #1
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There are always tell tale signs ...

Hubby always Listerines up, then lays on top of the blankets. That's like his mating call.

Does yours wiggle their eyebrows?

Clean the kitchen?

Bark like a dog?
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Old 08-02-2018, 10:44 PM   #2
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I'm pretty sure mine never wanted some... but she did want kids.. so after I sired a couple of offspring, I was put out to pasture..
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Old 08-02-2018, 11:36 PM   #3
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My ex would look over at me on the couch and say, “wanna do it?”

So romantic and luring...but hey it worked since I did want some
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Old 08-02-2018, 11:38 PM   #4
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The guy I’m currently seeing just grabs my ass and starts kissing me. His kisses are pretty damn good so I’m like butter from there.
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Old 08-02-2018, 11:42 PM   #5
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The guy Iím currently seeing just grabs my ass and starts kissing me. His kisses are pretty damn good so Iím like butter from there.

Hmmm that gives me an idea!
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Old 08-03-2018, 07:28 AM   #6
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It's all very CIA/George Smiley around here.

KY or such on nightstand..wanna?

Closing the plantation shutters ..yes.

Turning on Don Lemon...not tonight.

All very hush, hush and full of intrigue.
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Old 08-03-2018, 08:39 AM   #7
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From what I remember , he would say wanna get naked ?
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