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Old 08-08-2018, 11:12 AM   #1
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There's a lot of damn good graffiti artists out there and in my town...the council have given permission for them to tag the whole of the bankside of our river and it looks fantastic..maybe I'll take a few pics and post them up here yeah?

But the funniest I've seen was scrawled across a wall and simply read:

"I'm not gay..but I do like a nice bit of malt loaf!"

What's the funniest bit of graffiti you've seen?
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Old 08-08-2018, 11:22 AM   #2
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There's an overpass all the redneck kids write on. It started with "Bobby loves Sue" ... every month or so they cross out names and changing them.
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There's an overpass all the redneck kids write on. It started with "Bobby loves Sue" ... every month or so they cross out names and changing them.
Does Bobby love his mom yet?
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Old 08-08-2018, 11:24 AM   #4
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There's an overpass all the redneck kids write on. It started with "Bobby loves Sue" ... every month or so they cross out names and changing them.
the new girl must feel so special....awwwww
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Does Bobby love his mom yet?
Who knows.... down here he might
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Who knows.... down here he might
Sue may actually BE his mom?..or his sister?..or both?
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Sue may actually BE his mom?..or his sister?..or both?
Definitely a cousin
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Old 08-08-2018, 11:30 AM   #8
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One more I saw:

I love your Crocs...said no one...EVER!
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Some of the graffiti in Chicago is beautiful. It's sad cuz it's harming someone's property but it's truly stunning art.
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Harming it..in what way?....from a selling point?
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Harming it..in what way?....from a selling point?
Yeah, I wouldn't want unsolicited art on my property
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Yeah, I wouldn't want unsolicited art on my property
I agree..but if it happened to me..I'd probably make it a selling point..ever the fucking opportunist
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I agree..but if it happened to me..I'd probably make it a selling point..ever the fucking opportunist
You totally would!!!
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You totally would!!!
I'd just tell the graffiti artist to do a midget..standing on another midget's shoulders...reaching up to tickle a tall persons balls
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At the top of a high wall ... Giraffiti - graffiti spray-painted very, very high up!
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our local church had a sign up saying have a refugee for Christmas ,
Some one graffiti it with turkey tastes better ?!!!!!!!
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For DIYers, here are a few easy ones if you are so inclinded.

Street sign says SPEED LIMIT 25. Paint out the S and D.

At bottom of public bathroom blown air dryers. Write WIPE HANDS ON PANTS.

On DRAW BRIDGE sign, draw a bridge.

On smoking area sign, draw a line from end of smoke to cigarette tip. Write PIE ALLOWED.
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