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Old 03-22-2011, 09:30 PM   #1
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What are 5 things every guy needs?
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:37 PM   #2
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sex
directions
more toilet paper
a grill
something to prevent chafing
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:39 PM   #3
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What are 5 things every guy needs?
now THIS is a thread

1. Sex
2. Love (shocking ain't it)
3. Understanding
4. Some attitude
5. Consistency
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:39 PM   #4
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1. 3 Stall garage
2. A LOT of channels w/ a DVR
3. Time to be a guy (i.e., cuss, drink, spit, fart and say dumb stuff)
4. At least one really good bud (to do #3 with)
5. Either a SO who tolerates 1-4 or a LOT of patience
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:42 PM   #5
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1- Directions, GPS

2. his own bathroom

3. Many tvs so he can watch all sports channels at once

4. Lots of clothes so he won't have to do laundry

5. A stocked refrigerator
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:50 PM   #6
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4 out of 5 ain't bad! LOL
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4 out of 5 ain't bad! LOL
olive oil will work in a fix
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:55 PM   #8
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A grill
A satellite dish
A trusty putter
A secret stash of cash
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a dictionary of terms used by women
sensitivity training
a rode map so he doesnt get eye rolls
a free pass out of the femine product isle
If he did get any of the first 4 then he needs a beer and 2 excedrine out beside the hot tub with the girl next door ( for symphty only)
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:01 PM   #10
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A self-cleaning toilet..
A self-cleaning kitchen.
A brain imbedded microchip to remind him to take out the garbage.
The ability to say, "I was wrong."
A roadmap of a woman's anatomy.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:03 PM   #11
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1. Muzzle for her
2. Gag for her
3. Cock in her mouth
4. Hand on her head holding it on your cock
5. DON'T give her money or your phone number


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Old 03-22-2011, 10:11 PM   #13
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:24 PM   #15
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A self-cleaning toilet..
A self-cleaning kitchen.
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The ability to say, "I was wrong."
A roadmap of a woman's anatomy.
I LOVE #4!!!....just saying!
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Don't hold your breath!
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Don't you two need to go clean a kitchen or sumfin?
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Don't you two need to go clean a kitchen or sumfin?
awwww Muffin....we would but we have our heads stuck up our asses.
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awwww Muffin....we would but we have our heads stuck up our asses.
look pumpkin, you know i love ya EVEN THO you defriend me!

don't get too jumpy, i can explain to bill TOMORROW why you needed a spanking :P
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look pumpkin, you know i love ya EVEN THO you defriend me!

don't get too jumpy, i can explain to bill TOMORROW why you needed a spanking :P
He knows how much I like that
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He knows how much I like that
hey...you might just be filthy after all!


you go Bill..and he's gonna be PISSED he missed this!

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back to the five things, i'm taking copious notes

so far i have sex, beer and sluts.
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