5 Things Every Guy Needs

Alfa · 03-22-2011, 09:30 PM

What are 5 things every guy needs?

smartass · 03-22-2011, 09:37 PM

sex
directions
more toilet paper
a grill
something to prevent chafing

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfa

What are 5 things every guy needs?

now THIS is a thread

1. Sex
2. Love (shocking ain't it)
3. Understanding
4. Some attitude
5. Consistency

Alfa · 03-22-2011, 09:39 PM

1. 3 Stall garage
2. A LOT of channels w/ a DVR
3. Time to be a guy (i.e., cuss, drink, spit, fart and say dumb stuff)
4. At least one really good bud (to do #3 with)
5. Either a SO who tolerates 1-4 or a LOT of patience

cougarmomma · 03-22-2011, 09:42 PM

1- Directions, GPS

2. his own bathroom

3. Many tvs so he can watch all sports channels at once

4. Lots of clothes so he won't have to do laundry

5. A stocked refrigerator

ironman7350 · 03-22-2011, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smartass

sex
directions
more toilet paper
a grill
something to prevent chafing

4 out of 5 ain't bad! LOL

smartass · 03-22-2011, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ironman7350

4 out of 5 ain't bad! LOL

olive oil will work in a fix

Marley075 · 03-22-2011, 09:55 PM

A compressor
A grill
A satellite dish
A trusty putter
A secret stash of cash

tink062570 · 03-22-2011, 09:55 PM

a dictionary of terms used by women
sensitivity training
a rode map so he doesnt get eye rolls
a free pass out of the femine product isle
If he did get any of the first 4 then he needs a beer and 2 excedrine out beside the hot tub with the girl next door ( for symphty only)

BlondieS · 03-22-2011, 10:01 PM

A self-cleaning toilet..
A self-cleaning kitchen.
A brain imbedded microchip to remind him to take out the garbage.
The ability to say, "I was wrong."
A roadmap of a woman's anatomy.

DomesticDiva · 03-22-2011, 10:03 PM

*taking notes*

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 10:04 PM

1. Muzzle for her
2. Gag for her
3. Cock in her mouth
4. Hand on her head holding it on your cock
5. DON'T give her money or your phone number

....do we REALLY want to disturb alfa's good thread ladies?

dcowboy09 · 03-22-2011, 10:11 PM

Attention
Flirting
chatting
carressing
and then a towel

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dcowboy09

Attention
Flirting
chatting
carressing
and then a towel

can't argue with that

Ally · 03-22-2011, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stellabelle

A self-cleaning toilet..
A self-cleaning kitchen.
A brain imbedded microchip to remind him to take out the garbage.
The ability to say, "I was wrong."
A roadmap of a woman's anatomy.

I LOVE #4!!!....just saying!

BlondieS · 03-22-2011, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ally

I LOVE #4!!!....just saying!

Don't hold your breath!

Ally · 03-22-2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stellabelle

Don't hold your breath!

No kidding

lol

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 10:35 PM

Don't you two need to go clean a kitchen or sumfin?

dcowboy09 · 03-22-2011, 10:38 PM

A Woman with a microchip then inhibits her from using the word "no"
A supply of cold beer
Food
Good friends
Free cable

Ally · 03-22-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Amonte

Don't you two need to go clean a kitchen or sumfin?

awwww Muffin....we would but we have our heads stuck up our asses.

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ally

awwww Muffin....we would but we have our heads stuck up our asses.

look pumpkin, you know i love ya EVEN THO you defriend me!

don't get too jumpy, i can explain to bill TOMORROW why you needed a spanking :P

katydid · 03-22-2011, 10:42 PM

a right hand
a left hand for back up
redtube on playback for good spots
a roll of toilet paper nearby
a vintage Farrah Fawcett bathing suit poster on the ceiling

Ally · 03-22-2011, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Amonte

look pumpkin, you know i love ya EVEN THO you defriend me!

don't get too jumpy, i can explain to bill TOMORROW why you needed a spanking :P

He knows how much I like that

Amonte · 03-22-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ally

He knows how much I like that

hey...you might just be filthy after all!

you go Bill..and he's gonna be PISSED he missed this!

smartass · 03-22-2011, 10:51 PM

back to the five things, i'm taking copious notes

so far i have sex, beer and sluts.

03-22-2011, 09:30 PM	#1
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	5 Things Every Guy Needs What are 5 things every guy needs? __________________

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smartass exile in guyville Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: lower and to the left please. Age: 54 Posts: 12,470 Thanks: 2,933 Thanked 4,890 Times in 3,347 Posts Blog Entries: 2	sex directions more toilet paper a grill something to prevent chafing __________________ well behaved women seldom make history

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Marley075 Bullet Dodger Join Date: Nov 2010 Age: 45 Posts: 7,036 Thanks: 265 Thanked 2,401 Times in 1,627 Posts	A compressor A grill A satellite dish A trusty putter A secret stash of cash __________________ I'll tumble for ya .

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DomesticDiva ~Concentrated Awesome~ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot" Age: 42 Posts: 66,252 Thanks: 28,943 Thanked 17,141 Times in 11,409 Posts Blog Entries: 30	taking notes __________________ ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~

03-22-2011, 10:11 PM	#13
dcowboy09 Distinquish Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Age: 51 Posts: 11,940 Thanks: 391 Thanked 1,343 Times in 1,119 Posts	Attention Flirting chatting carressing and then a towel __________________ Its amazing how people react when you treat them as they treat you they usually don't like it

03-22-2011, 09:39 PM	#4
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 53 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	1. 3 Stall garage 2. A LOT of channels w/ a DVR 3. Time to be a guy (i.e., cuss, drink, spit, fart and say dumb stuff) 4. At least one really good bud (to do #3 with) 5. Either a SO who tolerates 1-4 or a LOT of patience __________________

03-22-2011, 09:42 PM	#5
cougarmomma Ready's lady Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: East coast gal Age: 49 Posts: 12,382 Thanks: 2,639 Thanked 2,872 Times in 2,091 Posts	1- Directions, GPS 2. his own bathroom 3. Many tvs so he can watch all sports channels at once 4. Lots of clothes so he won't have to do laundry 5. A stocked refrigerator

03-22-2011, 09:55 PM	#9
tink062570 Sheena Queen of tartness Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: in that spot right between the heart and soul ... NEVERLAND Age: 48 Posts: 36,709 Thanks: 7,659 Thanked 7,416 Times in 5,664 Posts Blog Entries: 49	*a dictionary of terms used by women* *sensitivity training* *a rode map so he doesnt get eye rolls* *a free pass out of the femine product isle* *If he did get any of the first 4 then he needs a beer and 2 excedrine out beside the hot tub with the girl next door ( for symphty only)*

03-22-2011, 10:01 PM	#10
BlondieS Chapter 2 Join Date: May 2008 Age: 53 Posts: 15,813 Thanks: 4,359 Thanked 4,164 Times in 2,975 Posts	A self-cleaning toilet.. A self-cleaning kitchen. A brain imbedded microchip to remind him to take out the garbage. The ability to say, "I was wrong." A roadmap of a woman's anatomy.

03-22-2011, 10:04 PM	#12
Amonte (_o_)Y(_o_) Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,722 Thanks: 8,430 Thanked 6,050 Times in 4,995 Posts Blog Entries: 7	1. Muzzle for her 2. Gag for her 3. Cock in her mouth 4. Hand on her head holding it on your cock 5. DON'T give her money or your phone number ....do we REALLY want to disturb alfa's good thread ladies?

03-22-2011, 10:35 PM	#18
Amonte (_o_)Y(_o_) Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 43 Posts: 22,722 Thanks: 8,430 Thanked 6,050 Times in 4,995 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Don't you two need to go clean a kitchen or sumfin?

03-22-2011, 10:38 PM	#19
dcowboy09 Distinquish Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Age: 51 Posts: 11,940 Thanks: 391 Thanked 1,343 Times in 1,119 Posts	A Woman with a microchip then inhibits her from using the word "no" A supply of cold beer Food Good friends Free cable __________________ Its amazing how people react when you treat them as they treat you they usually don't like it

03-22-2011, 10:42 PM	#22
katydid Lithium Rocks Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Land of Possibilities Age: 55 Posts: 56,517 Thanks: 24,022 Thanked 15,182 Times in 11,743 Posts Blog Entries: 148	a right hand a left hand for back up redtube on playback for good spots a roll of toilet paper nearby a vintage Farrah Fawcett bathing suit poster on the ceiling

03-22-2011, 10:51 PM	#25
smartass exile in guyville Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: lower and to the left please. Age: 54 Posts: 12,470 Thanks: 2,933 Thanked 4,890 Times in 3,347 Posts Blog Entries: 2	back to the five things, i'm taking copious notes so far i have sex, beer and sluts. __________________ well behaved women seldom make history