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Old 06-02-2016, 10:00 PM   #676
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FT: study for CBE (Crystal Ball Expert) exam.

Also must write down dreams from two hour snooze..they are the cream of the dreams.
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Old 06-02-2016, 10:18 PM   #677
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Is it finally time for me to run away from home?

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Old 06-02-2016, 11:45 PM   #678
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Dear fortune teller, why does Missouri make me sneeze?
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Old 06-03-2016, 12:45 AM   #679
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Old 06-05-2016, 09:08 PM   #680
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sometimes I think the fortune teller is using the Magic 8 Ball for me !! LOL..
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Old 09-04-2016, 06:03 PM   #681
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sometimes I think the fortune teller is using the Magic 8 Ball for me !! LOL..
FT see future, but not read mind. What is question, Mr Man of many balls?
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Old 08-13-2017, 12:19 AM   #682
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Dearest FT, this thread seems to have gone silent. Are you still channeling spirits for us from the great beyond?
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Old 08-18-2017, 09:26 PM   #683
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Dear Ft

So I bought 2 tickets for the power ball do I have a chance in hell getting close to winning the big pay out?
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:21 AM   #684
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So I bought 2 tickets for the power ball do I have a chance in hell getting close to winning the big pay out?
No.

Your best bet this turn of cosmic wheel is Dawgs.
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:39 AM   #685
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Fortune teller,

Should I call in sick tomorrow? I'm a Virgo if that helps.
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Old 10-06-2017, 11:43 PM   #686
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Should I call in sick tomorrow? I'm a Virgo if that helps.
FT ..by now you decided. In future only call in well. No fun being home sick.
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Old 11-30-2017, 06:43 PM   #687
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Will Cotties ever make a grand entrance again? Or has he faded away like my jeans from 1997...
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FT: yes, but guests at party grow weary of waiting for cake while you huff and puff in next room. They leave. They take presents home and hunk of cake, too.

Next year wait til after bday.
Dear FT...

can I get a refund? I spent the night before my birthday getting all prepped up...I even cut my toenails... not on the bed this time...and still nothing happened..
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Mr Cotties, aka Lampchob, has gone on a walkabout. Very sad to say, he has left us for talented camel. Sigh.
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Old 11-30-2017, 07:25 PM   #690
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Is it finally time for me to run away from home?

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FT: Miss Katy, time to come back...free fortune and cat's eye for you.
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Dear Fortune Teller,

May I call you 4?

Why not?

Well anyway. If I were to spend a fortune on fortune cookies, would I be fortunate enough to find the fortune of fortunes? The "Holy Grail" of fortunes?

And please no fortunes made out of paper that gives paper cuts.

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Dear Fortune Teller,
Where has spike been hiding?
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Dear Fortune Teller,

When will I thru-hike the AT?
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Dear Fortune Teller,

May I call you 4?

Why not?

Well anyway. If I were to spend a fortune on fortune cookies, would I be fortunate enough to find the fortune of fortunes? The "Holy Grail" of fortunes?

And please no fortunes made out of paper that gives paper cuts.

Most graciously

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Watch for Black Sunday special price.
why is shopping the only solution? women
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When will I thru-hike the AT?
FT: later from now.

Must first thru- hike three Costco stores and Central Park at night. Wear support socks and clogs..then, you be ready.
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Is not shopping. Is professional fee for service.
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Must first thru- hike three Costco stores and Central Park at night. Wear support socks and clogs..then, you be ready.
see?? You did it again!!!

hey do they have ginormous bags of fortune cookies?
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No rep in many days..better fortune awaits those who kiss up.
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