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Old 02-23-2011, 03:34 AM   #26
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:40 AM   #27
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typed Some Hot words too a Sexy Babe.....Now the ? Is what am I gonna touch Next.........
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:05 AM   #28
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:33 AM   #29
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the last thing i did with my hands was bite my nails when i talked to tink on here she makes me nervouse a/wayneypoo x
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:40 AM   #30
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Read an email from work........sheesh, they get SOOOO tense and want updates from everyone when business is slow.......like people need to make money to live nowadays .....let it go Chief!
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:50 AM   #31
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Read an email from work........sheesh, they get SOOOO tense and want updates from everyone when business is slow.......like people need to make money to live nowadays .....let it go Chief!
You read an email with your hands?!? It was brail?? That's amazing!
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:52 AM   #32
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:53 AM   #33
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You read an email with your hands?!? It was brail?? That's amazing!
Holy Fark ya nitpicker!!.....SOR-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.........I picked up the stupid BLACKBERRY and scrolled the stupid wheel and clicked on the buttons...

Happy now!!???
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:56 AM   #34
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Holy Fark ya nitpicker!!.....SOR-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.........I picked up the stupid BLACKBERRY and scrolled the stupid wheel and clicked on the buttons...

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Yes. Except you said 'fark'. Don't do that again.
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:02 AM   #35
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Yes. Except you said 'fark'. Don't do that again.
Well EX-CUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me for trying to inject a little politeness and courtesy into the conversation.....I would think you would COMMEND my DAMN MANNERS!!!
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:13 AM   #36
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picked up my coffee cup with my left hand and clicked my mouse with my right
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Old 02-23-2011, 08:09 AM   #37
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I did the same as Big O....
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Old 02-23-2011, 08:15 AM   #38
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:06 AM   #39
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:07 AM   #40
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i had them on a very beautiful women... and gave her a deep massage hehe
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:14 AM   #41
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:21 AM   #42
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:22 AM   #43
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Old 02-23-2011, 11:09 AM   #44
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:07 PM   #45
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:08 PM   #46
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Old 02-24-2011, 07:23 AM   #47
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:55 AM   #48
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Painted my nails with a color called mint sorbet.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:07 AM   #49
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Touched my breasts, etcetera. Well, you asked. He's coming home tomorrow night. What do you want? I'm not a machine!
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