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Old 03-22-2013, 10:24 AM   #1
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Two words that mean so much in a relationship. I can't tell you how good it feels to say it or hear it after a fight/arguement. It's not always easy to say, at least for me. I don't know why I can't say it. I guess I just don't let it roll off my tongue without meaning.
Just like I LOVE YOU. It comes off my wife's tongue like it's nothing. It doesn't mean much when it just rolls off her tongue.

My question: Does anyone have make-up sex? And do you put a lot into it? Is it as good as they say?

For me, I don't think I have ever had make-up sex in my entire sex life. For one, before my wife I didn't argue with my GF's. We got along great. It probably helped by me letting them know I wasn't serious, so there wasn't any serious discussions.

I know, some or a lot of people will say I don't even get regular sex, why would I even get make-up sex. I hear you. I am lucky to get 15 mins every 2 weeks....lol
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I'm Sorry

Two words that mean so much in a relationship. I can't tell you how good it feels to say it or hear it after a fight/arguement. It's not always easy to say, at least for me. I don't know why I can't say it. I guess I just don't let it roll off my tongue without meaning.
Just like I LOVE YOU. It comes off my wife's tongue like it's nothing. It doesn't mean much when it just rolls off her tongue.

My question: Does anyone have make-up sex? And do you put a lot into it? Is it as good as they say?

For me, I don't think I have ever had make-up sex in my entire sex life. For one, before my wife I didn't argue with my GF's. We got along great. It probably helped by me letting them know I wasn't serious, so there wasn't any serious discussions.

I know, some or a lot of people will say I don't even get regular sex, why would I even get make-up sex. I hear you. I am lucky to get 15 mins every 2 weeks....lol
My two words are "YES DEAR" I hate these two words, they mean so much negative to me... and its not even because of my husband, its because of society and the outlook on these two words. I simply hate when he says them to me and I tell him every time.

as far as MAKE UP SEX I only know of it from the movies... I don't fight with the hubby often but if I am in a fighting mood there is definitely no sexy mood following in the shadows, another concept... ANGRY SEX I just don't get the concept of that either
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:01 PM   #13
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:05 PM   #14
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:19 PM   #15
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oh so now we are making penis jokes...I try to share a bit of my heart and inner most thoughts with you all and this is what I get...you and that Ruby can get no penis for a week as far as I'm concerned

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oh so now we are making penis jokes...I try to share a bit of my heart and inner most thoughts with you all and this is what I get...you and that Ruby can get no penis for a week as far as I'm concerned

btw..this is my sad face under the beard

WTF?!?!?!

I didn't do anything...

You know how I feel about you

Why would you try to curse me like that

this is a sad turn of events
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I have to say as far as make up sex it is far better than regular such, still not sure why
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