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Old 08-06-2014, 03:01 PM   #1
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Old 08-06-2014, 03:05 PM   #2
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"Is that great conversation late last night a signal of better things ahead?"[/quote]


Answer: An alien will appear to you in a dream and speak a strange tongue. Listen carefully.
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Old 08-06-2014, 03:05 PM   #3
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I want his name!
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Old 08-06-2014, 03:07 PM   #4
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Answer: Download Error: your fortune is temporarily unavailable. try again.
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Old 08-06-2014, 03:54 PM   #5
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can I have my 20 cent piece back

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Old 08-06-2014, 04:18 PM   #6
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Im just getting a pic of the asshole?
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:19 PM   #7
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Answer: Close your Fly. Future looks tantric.
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:21 PM   #8
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Will i get laid tonight?
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Yay!...good for me!..at least Im laying something?
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I want to steal this thread idea and start my own where I am the soothsayer. I will answer every question thrown at me and make your day better (or maybe not.)

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Old 08-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #12
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:27 PM   #13
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I asked her if I would ever win an Olympic medal and she said I would.

I like her, even with her oddly masculine gait.
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:27 PM   #14
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This is a ruse..right Jill?
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Fortune: jump up and down and scream " I won! i won!"
I fell over. See you in court fortune lady. See you in court.
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Im reminded of "Big" here?
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Shit i just swapped places with my Mom .....OMG
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Ovarydinia..or whatever the fck they call her...has just left the building
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