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Old 08-06-2014, 04:57 PM   #26
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Ive kinda got the hang of this now?

Beware!: Jill and Sophie are raging lesbians..so be careful of slippery surfaces
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Fortune: someone on this site has stolen your fortune. Follow rose petals, stand straight.
No can do fortune lady. That's gotten me into nothing but trouble. I shall seek out those fortune thieves though and send red reps.
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Ive kinda got the hang of this now?

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Fortune: read original post. Laziness leads to Garden of Woes.
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Old 08-06-2014, 05:10 PM   #29
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Fortune: Ive better things to do
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Old 08-06-2014, 05:17 PM   #30
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Fortune says: your lucky numbers are

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Old 08-06-2014, 06:16 PM   #31
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Fortuneteller, my grown son tells me he loves me, and gives me bear hugs in public, as if it's a perfectly normal thing to do. He's a hockey player

My question .... will the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup next year??
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Fortuneteller, my grown son tells me he loves me, and gives me bear hugs in public, as if it's a perfectly normal thing to do. He's a hockey player

My question .... will the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup next year??
Fortune: now is the time to make aerial circles with ice mints. Ignore this fortune at your peril.
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Fortune: now is the time to make aerial circles with ice mints. Ignore this fortune at your peril.
Do you mean clockwise aerials or counterclockwise ariels???
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Do you mean clockwise aerials or counterclockwise ariels???

New Fortune: calculate total jersey numbers. If even, go left.
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Old 08-07-2014, 07:40 PM   #35
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Here is a question submitted to the Fortune Teller anonymously.


"Will K---x ever return ?"


Fortune: The color of your shirt is destiny, especially if pink.
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Fortune teller, could you let me know all of the days remaining this year that my hair will do as I ask it. There's an extra dollar in it for you because of the vastness of the request.
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Old 08-08-2014, 03:06 PM   #37
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Only an extra dollar for a question of that magnitude?
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Only an extra dollar for a question of that magnitude?
I'm looking for mates rates.
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Hey- I can't be both - mate or fortune teller - your choice?
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Fortune teller, could you let me know all of the days remaining this year that my hair will do as I ask it. There's an extra dollar in it for you because of the vastness of the request.


Fortune: because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment. Schedule all stylings after dark.

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Fortune: because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment. Schedule all stylings after dark.

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Got it. Dress in the dark and I'll scare people.

Your honesty is jarring but welcome.
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Got it. Dress in the dark and I'll scare people.

Your honesty is jarring but welcome.

Fortune: messages can be misinterpreted. Evening hours best for salon or for home styling. Karma of evening loves hair.
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My mistake Madame H.

Do you foresee ever lasting happiness for Alan and Celia?
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My mistake Madame H.

Do you foresee ever lasting happiness for Alan and Celia?
Fortune: Love is friendship caught on fire.
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Fortune: Love is friendship caught on fire.
That's the story of Fleetwood Mac right there.
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Fortune Teller, where are those shoes I need to go with the dress I like. You know, the one that sits on my hips just the way I want. So I need the shoes. Help me Fortune Teller, you're my only hope...
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Wow don't believe in these things but I'll play along..
Oh mighty fortune teller.. what do you see happening in the evening for me?
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fortune=will i ever get that extra inch ?
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Oh mighty fortune teller.. what do you see happening in the evening for me?
I fore,see i man who goes by the name of wayney climbing up to your bedroom window?
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Fortune Teller, where are those shoes I need to go with the dress I like. You know, the one that sits on my hips just the way I want. So I need the shoes. Help me Fortune Teller, you're my only hope...

They will appear, but you will be hungry again in one hour. Best to buy in bulk.
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