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Old 06-22-2017, 12:06 PM   #126
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I would masturbate more often... if that's humanly possible.
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Old 06-23-2017, 07:17 AM   #127
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NOT be a fucking numptywomble dick and drink that whole bottle of Bacardi later in my 16th year ~ have my wits about me and I'll get to shag Melissa {insert forgotten surname} ... after I DON'T throw up in her Mothers prized rose bush... and I DON'T throw on her mum when she comes to help me out of scratchie bush ..
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:08 AM   #128
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:10 AM   #129
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Old 06-25-2017, 01:31 AM   #130
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Strange enough, I had't had sex yet at 16, and masturbated a lot; now I haven't had sex in forever and mazturbate a lot. Not much difference.
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Old 10-01-2017, 02:07 AM   #131
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Old 10-01-2017, 02:11 AM   #132
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Old 10-01-2017, 10:50 AM   #133
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I would have had sex with the woman in her 30s who cut my hair. She was a hottie and was definitely down. Long before the MILF thing
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Old 10-01-2017, 11:42 AM   #134
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Old 10-01-2017, 01:33 PM   #135
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I was young in heart then and I am still young in heart. My body just got older.
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Old 10-01-2017, 02:04 PM   #136
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Have a word and say life isn't going to be so bad and that many adventures (some v dangerous) await. Also, don't be so fucking serious....and you need to speak to more girls (went to an all boys school).
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:00 PM   #137
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I'd stay at school and go to uni instead of working. I'd then travel and date LOTS before settling down.
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:05 PM   #138
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:12 PM   #139
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Old 10-01-2017, 07:34 PM   #140
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I'd be kinder to myself. I've been my worst critic my entire life. I look at old pictures and think "you weren't fat"...But boy did I think it then.
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Old 10-01-2017, 08:13 PM   #141
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I would show that driving instructor a thing or two
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Old 10-04-2017, 05:48 PM   #142
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I would've executed the 'run away from home' plan.
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Old 10-15-2017, 03:36 AM   #143
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Old 10-15-2017, 08:04 PM   #144
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Old 10-18-2017, 10:19 AM   #145
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Old 11-09-2017, 08:07 AM   #146
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I would swallow my paralyzing fear and ask that girl out
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Old 11-10-2017, 06:08 AM   #147
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I'd still be too young for her. Dammit.
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Old 11-10-2017, 07:13 AM   #148
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Yes, but probably would still have been shot down.
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Old 11-10-2017, 07:24 AM   #149
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I would make some changes. Just avoid all the big mistakes lol
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:27 AM   #150
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I would say avoid the big mistake, but if I did that I wouldn't have my kids.
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