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Old 06-16-2017, 04:16 PM   #1
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Default 🎎 what kind of clothes do you find sexy that the other sex wear 🎎

I must point out that I don,t mean make yourself feel sexy wearing them !not that I'm implying I do ! Mind you there has been times that I've thought god that dress would look good on me !
My kind of thing a skirt and blouse ,looks rather stunning ,maybe suspenders thrown in ?
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Old 06-16-2017, 04:24 PM   #2
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If I understand correctly with my Wayney filter

I think the button down shirt not so much buttoned is a good look for me. Extra sexy if it's been worn first.
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Old 06-16-2017, 04:26 PM   #3
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If I understand correctly with my Wayney filter

I think the button down shirt not so much buttoned is a good look for me. Extra sexy if it's been worn first.
I see so for you it's the guys in a buttoned down or not shirt and no other clothes on ,I see where your going with this ?
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I'm kind of partial to that whole Naked thing.

It's a look that is hard to improve upon
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I'm kind of partial to that whole Naked thing.

It's a look that is hard to improve upon
Or could improve if your hard !
Sorry I couldn't resist !
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I must point out that I don,t mean make yourself feel sexy wearing them !not that I'm implying I do ! Mind you there has been times that I've thought god that dress would look good on me !
My kind of thing a skirt and blouse ,looks rather stunning ,maybe suspenders thrown in ?
Do you realise the image of "waney and suspenders" is going to cause people to need therapy
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Old 06-16-2017, 04:34 PM   #7
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Do you realise the image of "waney and suspenders" is going to cause people to need therapy
Max as you are fully aware of course the site offers a free councillor session with all my threads !
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Old 06-16-2017, 04:45 PM   #8
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Doesn't matter what they're wearing.
I try to picture them naked anyhow.
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Kilts ..there's a burger/bar establishment not too far from me call the Tilted Kilt.. I don't go in there anymore though because all the waitress are young enough to make me feel like a dirty old man.
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Kilts ..there's a burger/bar establishment not too far from me call the Tilted Kilt.. I don't go in there anymore though because all the waitress are young enough to make me feel like a dirty old man.
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Kilts ..there's a burger/bar establishment not too far from me call the Tilted Kilt.. I don't go in there anymore though because all the waitress are young enough to make me feel like a dirty old man.
A tilted kilt burger? , I'm confused
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It's like a Hooters.
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I steal their baseball hats, t shirts and jackets all the time.
Their stuff is so much cooler in those categories
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While they're still wearing them?
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Tilted Kilt uniform
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I steal their baseball hats, t shirts and jackets all the time.
Their stuff is so much cooler in those categories
Your wardrobe must be packed !
Just kidding ,I'm off to hide now !!!
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It's like a Hooters.
Never heard of it, I prefer places with their tits out
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Or could improve if your hard !
Sorry I couldn't resist !
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Never heard of it, I prefer places with their tits out
That works too but not while I'm eating actual FOOD.
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That works too but not while I'm eating FOOD.
Awww, go on, have a nibble

I can safely say have never ever put me off my food
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Awww, go on, have a nibble

I can safely say have never ever put me off my food
Too distracting, I'd starve to death.
I think of tits as dessert.
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Too distracting, I'd starve to death.
I think of tits as dessert.
You must not get out much

are fun not a distraction
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You must not get out much

are fun not a distraction
Only I like to play with my food.
Keeps 'em warm.
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Only I like to play with my food.
Keeps 'em warm.
Oh I don't eat them
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