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Old 09-08-2019, 10:27 PM   #72201
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:13 PM   #72202
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Thought I was asking you , wasn't I ?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:25 PM   #72203
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What can I do for ya?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:26 PM   #72204
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Could you rub my back ?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:29 PM   #72205
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How low do I go?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:31 PM   #72206
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How low can you go ?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:48 PM   #72207
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:48 PM   #72208
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Should the rest of us back out of the room?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:50 PM   #72209
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Don’t you want to watch?
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:28 PM   #72210
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What exactly are we watching?
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:04 PM   #72211
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What's on our Netflix list?
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Old 09-10-2019, 08:19 PM   #72212
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What’s on your grocery list?
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:05 PM   #72213
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Does anyone want to take my grocery list with theirs to the store?
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Old 09-11-2019, 07:01 AM   #72214
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Why would I want to do that?
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:52 PM   #72215
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Don’t you want to help?
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:37 PM   #72216
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Can I grab an extra something for anyone at the store?
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:08 AM   #72217
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How about something with chocolate for me?
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:01 AM   #72218
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milk or dark?
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Do you like white chocolate too?
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Old 09-12-2019, 02:48 PM   #72220
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Bars or kisses?
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:39 PM   #72221
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Do I have to choose one?
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Old 09-15-2019, 03:07 AM   #72222
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Would you prefer a surprise variety?
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:36 AM   #72223
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What are you going to surprise me with ?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Who is going to surprise me ?
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