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Old 02-10-2019, 04:51 PM   #5751
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Your life has scarred you
Let me kiss each of those scars
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:17 PM   #5752
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The sun is burning
Those kisses of yours
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:33 PM   #5753
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Roses are red
I hunger, I do
Lie back on the bed
And let me eat you
I sense a theme emerging in your poetry. And what a wonderful theme it is!
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:34 PM   #5754
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Nails?, nails? You should've gone for it!
I didnít want to get told off for swearing
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:39 PM   #5755
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Roses are red
Don’t be so rough
I like being taken
No need for handcuffs
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Old 02-10-2019, 08:24 PM   #5756
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Roses are red
Your wish is my command
Let's sit in the back of the movie
I'll get you off with my hand
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Old 02-10-2019, 08:33 PM   #5757
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Roses are red
My jokes are so corny
At first you will laugh
And then you'll feel horny

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Old 02-11-2019, 12:26 AM   #5758
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Roses are red
A new work week begins
Come see me in the morning
We'll add to our list of sins
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Old 02-13-2019, 08:27 AM   #5759
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Roses are red
it really is simple,
just make me smile
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:56 AM   #5760
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Roses are red
I'll tell you what we'll do
Come join me in the shower
I'll make it all about you
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Old 06-16-2019, 09:21 PM   #5761
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Roses are red
ĎĎTis the weather for growing
Join me in the hot tub
Weíll take turns showing
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:30 AM   #5762
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Roses are red
Itís hot as hell outside
Lose the thong sexy
Iíll show you how I ride
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:40 AM   #5763
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Roses are red
I'm in pain
Please give me my meds and
I'll be asleep in no time
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:45 AM   #5764
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Roses are red
I feel your pain
Put your hand down here honey
And drive me insane!
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Old 07-18-2019, 11:35 AM   #5765
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Roses are red
Peace lilies bring luck
Take off your clothes
Coz I need.....oh, I've forgotten what I was gonna say now!
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:47 PM   #5766
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Roses are red
Peace lilies bring luck
Take off your clothes
Coz I need.....oh, I've forgotten what I was gonna say now!
Roses are red,
I am so psyched,
because there is sweet Rose
nude on her bike.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:16 AM   #5767
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Roses are red
I sometimes use my hand
Iíd rather be in bed
Soaking in the Promised Land
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:09 AM   #5768
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Roses are red
My voice is gruff
Come on over babe
And let me give it to you rough
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Old 09-12-2019, 07:34 AM   #5769
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Roses are red
I just woke up
Bend over girl
Imma do you in the butt
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Old 09-12-2019, 11:37 AM   #5770
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Roses are red
Pick up the pace
Come on over
And sit on my face
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Old 09-18-2019, 10:14 PM   #5771
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Roses are red
Youíre naughty to the core
Drop those lace panties
And give me some back door
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Old 10-10-2019, 03:33 PM   #5772
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Roses are red
I came back to this site
To find my lost mojo
I hope you wonít bite
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:45 PM   #5773
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Roses are red
Your beauty so glows
Get rid of that thong
And touch your toes
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Old 12-24-2019, 03:29 PM   #5774
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Roses are Red
I love this thread

I'd write till I drop
But I work here instead

Many a quip
I've shared with you all

I must admit
I've had quite a ball

Laughter and prose
tears on my clothes

thoughts hopes and dreams
yelps moans and screams

memories I have
friends I have made

Really in hopes
of getting so laid

That my body just quits
beaten by her tits

well its just fantasy
between you and me

I could go on forever
typing my words

Some for the losers
some for the nerds

I think I'll quit now
I'm getting to you

roses are red
violets are blue
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Old 12-29-2019, 07:19 PM   #5775
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Roses are red, sometimes theyíre yellow
You bring the cuffs, Iíll make some jello
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