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Old 10-11-2018, 04:55 PM   #68551
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Donít you want to be Queen?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:56 PM   #68552
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What's your favorite subject?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:09 PM   #68553
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Isnít it the Jester?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:10 PM   #68554
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I want to be Empress, didn't you know?!
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:11 PM   #68555
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Well aren't you empressive?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:12 PM   #68556
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Am I ? Didn't you suggest not to settle?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:15 PM   #68557
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Who knew your ambition was so limitless?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:15 PM   #68558
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Could have been one of those assumptions couldn't it?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:17 PM   #68559
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Can I be your royal boytoy?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:18 PM   #68560
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You're a real prince charming?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:25 PM   #68561
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Can you feel me blushing?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:25 PM   #68562
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Is that why you're hot?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:27 PM   #68563
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Is this a fairy tail?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:28 PM   #68564
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Do fairies have tails?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:28 PM   #68565
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How else would they make baby fairies?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:31 PM   #68566
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Oh, you meant that kind of 'tail'?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:33 PM   #68567
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Half the time I don't know what I'm talking about. Hope it's not obvious?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:39 PM   #68568
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You muddle through all this?
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:58 PM   #68569
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What else can I muddle through?
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Old 10-11-2018, 06:04 PM   #68570
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You could muddle through muggles?
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Old 10-11-2018, 06:05 PM   #68571
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I hope you're a muggle, then?
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Old 10-11-2018, 06:09 PM   #68572
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Can I put a spell on you if I'm not?
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:24 PM   #68573
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Haven't you already?
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:01 AM   #68574
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Is it really possible to have it all?
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:07 AM   #68575
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What would you do with ďit allĒ?
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