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Old 02-27-2015, 01:00 PM   #26
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Shouldn't we add #4 to the title? Just saying..
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Old 02-27-2015, 01:02 PM   #27
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Frosting....yeah...I'm healthy in a sort of Katydid way
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Old 02-27-2015, 01:37 PM   #28
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Old 02-27-2015, 01:39 PM   #29
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Old 02-27-2015, 02:47 PM   #30
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Old 02-27-2015, 02:49 PM   #31
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Old 02-27-2015, 02:54 PM   #32
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Old 02-27-2015, 02:56 PM   #33
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Old 02-27-2015, 03:12 PM   #34
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Old 02-27-2015, 04:20 PM   #35
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Old 02-27-2015, 04:30 PM   #36
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Old 02-27-2015, 04:47 PM   #37
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Old 02-27-2015, 04:50 PM   #38
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A chocolate chip cookie. I wont even brag about the delicious BBQ I had put in it right before that.
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:53 PM   #39
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:55 PM   #40
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A sheet of blotter.

No, not really. Just garlic bread.
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:58 PM   #41
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:13 PM   #42
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:56 PM   #43
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:29 PM   #44
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:44 PM   #45
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